keenercam
Loves Mickey!
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Thought some of you might enjoy the blather that came out of my fingers when I realized that it is only 47 days until DH and I go off to VWL and BCV sans kiddies:
I'm sure. 47!!!!! You see, you take 30 days has September, April, JUNE, and November (I checked a calendar too -- visually) -- so you take the 30 days of June and subtract the 10 that are done and nearly done, and that leaves 20 days in June. Then you look at the next month on the calendar and it is July, and you go 30 days has September, April, June and November. See, no July. So you know that July has 31 days. BUt then you go "WHOA! HOLD YOUR HOURSES THERE, PARTNER, HEY! WHOOPPEEEEEE!!!!!""" cause SUDDENLY you realize, you don't have to count all of those 31 days in July. Cause you don't have to wait until AUGUST! NO! NO! NO! We are going in JULY!!!!! So, instead you count and count and add and add the number of days in July until the 28th (DUH, let's see, I think that is 27, cause you go the 1st is 1 day and the 2nd is 2 days, and the 3rd is 3 days . . . . and you realize that you dont' count the 28th as the 28th day -- especially when you are getting on a plane at freaking 5:30 AM!!!! and everyone knows that the day you leave just gets hooked to the day before, because you don't sleep or anything before you go, so you don't have to add that other day as a separate day!) and you add those 27 days to the 20 days you have left in June and you get out your calculator because even though you know 20 + 27 is 47, your "I desperately need a vacation" brain is going, "no, that cant be right!?!?!?!?! 47 days??!!??!?!??!??!? Could God really be that good to me? ????" YES! YES! YES! (think Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally) and you know, you just know, deep down in your heart that if you are a really, really good girl, you will see MICKEY at the Magic Kingdom just 47 days from today!!! Well, okay, I guess some of you are thinking of how she-of-the-seashells-and-flowing-red-hair (but she can't dance with you at Pleasure Island, can she? Huh? Guess DH will have to settle for little ole me!) will be awaiting you at her grotto, right? But there she will stay!!! No VWL or BCV for her!!!
And THEN I realized that that she-of-the-seashells-and-flowing-red-hair would, in fact, be waiting with her cute little seductive smile at BCV for my Disney-lovin' husband!!!
That's okay, if I can long to be Mickey's girl, he can long to be Arial's guy!!!

I'm sure. 47!!!!! You see, you take 30 days has September, April, JUNE, and November (I checked a calendar too -- visually) -- so you take the 30 days of June and subtract the 10 that are done and nearly done, and that leaves 20 days in June. Then you look at the next month on the calendar and it is July, and you go 30 days has September, April, June and November. See, no July. So you know that July has 31 days. BUt then you go "WHOA! HOLD YOUR HOURSES THERE, PARTNER, HEY! WHOOPPEEEEEE!!!!!""" cause SUDDENLY you realize, you don't have to count all of those 31 days in July. Cause you don't have to wait until AUGUST! NO! NO! NO! We are going in JULY!!!!! So, instead you count and count and add and add the number of days in July until the 28th (DUH, let's see, I think that is 27, cause you go the 1st is 1 day and the 2nd is 2 days, and the 3rd is 3 days . . . . and you realize that you dont' count the 28th as the 28th day -- especially when you are getting on a plane at freaking 5:30 AM!!!! and everyone knows that the day you leave just gets hooked to the day before, because you don't sleep or anything before you go, so you don't have to add that other day as a separate day!) and you add those 27 days to the 20 days you have left in June and you get out your calculator because even though you know 20 + 27 is 47, your "I desperately need a vacation" brain is going, "no, that cant be right!?!?!?!?! 47 days??!!??!?!??!??!? Could God really be that good to me? ????" YES! YES! YES! (think Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally) and you know, you just know, deep down in your heart that if you are a really, really good girl, you will see MICKEY at the Magic Kingdom just 47 days from today!!! Well, okay, I guess some of you are thinking of how she-of-the-seashells-and-flowing-red-hair (but she can't dance with you at Pleasure Island, can she? Huh? Guess DH will have to settle for little ole me!) will be awaiting you at her grotto, right? But there she will stay!!! No VWL or BCV for her!!!
And THEN I realized that that she-of-the-seashells-and-flowing-red-hair would, in fact, be waiting with her cute little seductive smile at BCV for my Disney-lovin' husband!!!
That's okay, if I can long to be Mickey's girl, he can long to be Arial's guy!!!

