My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[famofsix]

Miss Info got up and left at 10:30. Didn't say a word to me, but walked into the boss' boss office and tells him to have a good weekend. There's some more conversation that I couldn't hear and then she leaves.

I walk into boss' office and ask if she's okay. And he tells me "Yeah she just decided to take a half day today."

Must be nice.

Act Quick...time to decorate the cubicle

 

[AKpooh]

deck the halls

omg i would go decorate and let her whine about it some more.

i do have to say she has some moxy for leaving early.

 

[RUDisney]

She probably had to help the boss settle into her house with the new baby and all...

 

[Stacerita]

If I worked with her, and she left half day, Id throw a party.

 

[luvmyboys]

Well, you can rule out Miss Info being sick, 'cause you didn't hear any Moo Moo Ssst-ing, right?

 

[kaylajr]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
I have been reading and Laughing for days
and I have finally caught up with you all..........


Thanks for all the laughs
this women is unreal.......

I wish I hadn't missed the Halloween pics
but knowing you they were wonderful

Can't wait to hear what is next

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

OP, ya gotta start fighting back!! Use the force....or at least some of the devices I posted a few days ago! (hehehehe)

 

[DL55]

I have finally caught up with this thread. (the description for this is ssst!)
I'm glad you have this thread for your frustations. Although I have to be careful about drinking and reading this thread, I can't help but think that there is something seriously wrong with this woman. Besides being an idiot she seems to be very negative about everything.
Here's a hug for you.
I think I don't want GRUMPY PIRATE after me!

 

[Evil Genius]

It's a put the mp3 player on and turn it up kind of day. We got maybe 3 inches of snow last night. In Chicago that's not a big deal.

Me - Good Morning

Miss Info - Is it still snowing? (no good morning)

Me - No it stopped a while ago. The streets are pretty clear.

Miss Info - What are you talking about? The streets are horrible, nothing is cleared.

Me - They're clear just wet. Are you okay you seems a little tad tense this morning.

Miss Info - I hate snow, so I'm going to be a witch (with a b) all day today.

G-r-e-a-t. She has all ready thrown a tantrum. She pulled an invoice out of an envelope so hard that she ripped it which caused a bout of swearing like a sailor, then she didn't have any tape to fix it, so that made her stomp her feet. Now she's stamping paperwork in so hard that she's shaking my desk.

It's going to be a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg day.

 

[Maleficent13]

I would have suggested that Arizona doesn't get snow and you hear the streets are always clear.

 

[Lanie]

Hang in there...

And give us plenty of updates !

 

[lyzziesmom]

Miss Info - I hate snow, so I'm going to be a witch (with a b) all day today.

Me - And that's different from every day... how?

 

[Jeanny]

You should ask:

EG "Do you feel that earthquake?"

Miss Info "WHAT???"

EG "Yeah, my desk is shaking so hard, there must be an earthquake!!"

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It's a put the mp3 player on and turn it up kind of day. We got maybe 3 inches of snow last night. In Chicago that's not a big deal.

Me - Good Morning

Miss Info - Is it still snowing? (no good morning)

Me - No it stopped a while ago. The streets are pretty clear.

Miss Info - What are you talking about? The streets are horrible, nothing is cleared.

Me - They're clear just wet. Are you okay you seems a little tad tense this morning.

Miss Info - I hate snow, so I'm going to be a witch (with a b) all day today.

G-r-e-a-t. She has all ready thrown a tantrum. She pulled an invoice out of an envelope so hard that she ripped it which caused a bout of swearing like a sailor, then she didn't have any tape to fix it, so that made her stomp her feet. Now she's stamping paperwork in so hard that she's shaking my desk.

It's going to be a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg day.

Okay, lets get busy!!!

http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99884BA4-C0B8-5B08-4897C3BDD619E8C4

I think you could have some office FUN!!!

(I love the disclaimer!!)

 

[minniecarousel]

I'm so glad I work alone. People come into my room at work, but they leave in a half a minute (thank heavens, they're teachers and they don't have time to hang around!) Reading your posts, I don't think I could work around other people all day! She really takes the cake.

 

[AKpooh]

i hope your day went better.

it is a good thing she does not live here they never clean the streets after snow unless they have to.

 

[Evil Genius]

Well one of my lovely co-workers spilled the beans about my decorating for Christmas. Bah Humbug. I now will have to think of something else.

 

[Briarmom]

Well one of my lovely co-workers spilled the beans about my decorating for Christmas. Bah Humbug. I now will have to think of something else.

WHAT?
I am going to kick them.

Did she figure out it was you before now, or has she not put 2 and 2 together yet?

 

[Todd&Copper]

I think you should just stick a piece of lunchmeat or cheese in the back of one of her desk drawers (behind the drawer, so she can't see it or get to it easily.

OR

You can send away for a "free sample" of Depends for Miss Info and have them delivered to her at work. Or a free sample of maxi pads or baby diapers. Or information about Cialis.

 

[famofsix]

I think you should just [B]stick a piece of lunchmeat or cheese in the back of one of her desk drawers ([/B]behind the drawer, so she can't see it or get to it easily.

OR

You can send away for a "free sample" of Depends for Miss Info and have them delivered to her at work. Or a free sample of maxi pads or baby diapers. Or information about Cialis.

preferably linberger cheese