Ah, mousetrap strikes. I am not against the idea of a satirical site like The Onion for poking fun at Disney, however they seem to fail to realize that the satire needs to be funny and not-at-all believeable. That's the point of a farce. When they publish a story about something that sounds plausible, especially something that people get all sensitive about like this, you are missing the point entrirely and just annoying people.