Muffin Tops bad, how about cracks?

[tigercat]

The thread on muffin tops was really interesting but I think those jeans are just as bad on something else. Cracks!!! I was watching a local baseball game on bleachers and a couple of young girls came over to watch as well. After reading the thread on muffin tops I just giggled when I saw them because they were sporting them all right. Then they sat down on the bottom row (I was up top) and when I glanced at them you could see the cracks in their bottoms. I then started looking else where and sure enough, as soon as people sit down, the cracks come up?????
tigercat

 

[Robinrs]

Wow, and I thought that was the handyman and the plumber's domain!

 

[Disney Doll]

I am not sure why anyone thinks I would want to see their fat hanging over their pants, the crack of the bottom, or any other part of their anatomy that should be reserved for their lover's or doctor's eyes only.

 

[musclecar_72]

I always want to drop a quarter in the hopper and see if I get a prize!

 

[CathrynRose]

I always want to drop a quarter in the hopper and see if I get a prize!

I totally remember being at a White Sox game and the man in front of us showing us his *crack* - the whole game.

Well - I was a kid (like 10-ish) and started dropping my peanut shells down his pants. When no one was looking *drop***droppity-drop***

So then, I looked over and My Mom was looking at me in shock! I was totally BUSTED! - but instead of being mad she started laughing so hard, her eyes were tearing up.So I continued the peanut shell tossing game!

My Mom - til the day she died would bring up "Remember when we were at the ballgame and you were tossing peanut shells down that mans pants? Imagine when he got home and took his pants off" And would start laughing again, like the day it happened...tears and all.

 

[AmazingGrace]

I hacve a niece in law who actually would not only show her crack but she would keep her cell phone in it. She would put it right down the back of her shorts in her crack!! Is there a puking smiley here??

 

[Tigger&Belle]

This is so funny--quarters in the hopper, peanut shells, and cell phones! I know that I've threatened to toss peanut shells down there at a baseball game, but have never done it. But maybe I've kind of stood up a little fast and scattered the shells that were on my lap...

 

[Free4Life11]

IWell - I was a kid (like 10-ish) and started dropping my peanut shells down his pants. When no one was looking *drop***droppity-drop***

OMG when I was in second grade, we had reading time and there was a kid who had MAJOR crack showing! I used to pick up the small pencil lead shards on the ground and see if I could get it in. Now that I think about it that was really mean of me...but I couldn't help myself!

I too have been seeing a lot of CRACK lately! Apparently, that's the look with surfer dudes wearing board shorts. But now girls, men, people of all ages are showing CRACK.

Anyone ever heard of a BELT?

 

[Stacerita]

Crack Kills!

 

[grimley1968]

Just say NO to crack!

 

[Serena]

 

[puggymom]

I opened this thread up thinking it was about actual Muffin tops, like the Seinfeld episode. Just sell the top of the muffin.

 

[Stacerita]

I opened this thread up thinking it was about actual Muffin tops, like the Seinfeld episode. Just sell the top of the muffin.

Who wants to eat the stumps anyways?

 

[tinaluis]

EEEWWWW!!!! The other day I saw a young girl, early 20's at most, and she was in front of me on the stairs up from the train. Of course, I'd just read the "muffin top thread" so it was very much on my mind. She was sporting a large muffin top and you could see her crack as she was walking up the stairs! I'd hate to imagine how much you'd see if she actually sat down. I just chuckled to myself -- wonder if she feels a draft?

 

[mamacatnv]

What I hate is the crack that has been dressed up with a jeweled thong! Do they really think this makes it more attractive?

As my teenage son says - Say no to crack!

 

[KittieKat]

where can i find this muffin top thread??

 

[tigercat]

I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing the cracks although the thought of a cell phone there....yuck. I know I'd never ask to use it.
tigercat

 

[Daxx]

Crack kills.

Ooops, wrong crack ... or maybe not!??!

Every time DH (Daxx) & DS see someone's butt crack, they nearly bust a gut laughing.

~Daxx's Wife

 

[PixiePop]

I'm begging , please caulk your cracks!!!