Most annoying thing spouse/SO does

[llebrekniT]

You guys are crackin' me up and I'm with you Lewski.

DH always farts after he gets in the car. As soon as the doors are shut, he leans and lets it go. Like he can't feel it coming on until he sits down. I have repeatedly asked him not to do this. He doesn't want to fart outside the car because he's afraid someone might hear him. But what about me, and the kids? Don't we count as someone?

 

[Bichon Barb]

Yup, and now my sons are taking after their father. It's torture!

 

[Bichon Barb]

I'm sorry, but I'm sitting here laughing out loud.

Ya know what DH says after a particularly ripe one?

"Oh! Wind over logs!"

 

[Lewski709]

I think the farting is a male pride thing. Manly man, hear me fart!!!! I go running like a little school girl. I have my DS#1 trained to get off me and leave the room, cut it, then come back. It's no joke.

Mine says INCOMING!!!!!

 

[Mskanga]

Originally posted by DISshopkeeper
Yeah, how much time do you have? How much bandwidth am I allowed?

ROFL Dorothy, we are on the same channel ....

 

[manchurianbrownbear]

I think maybe the root of the problem is that women hold it against men that they can't read their minds. That's my theory anyway .

DW and I very rarely argue, but every few months she gets mad at me because I haven't done something that I didn't know she wanted me to do. My response is always, "have I ever refused to do something you've asked me to do?", and she always says, "I shouldn't have to ask you!"

I don't get this, but most women that I've asked about it agree with DW.

 

[Lewski709]

Go with the theory my DH goes with, I am always right, even when I am wrong (only in his mind). When I am wrong (never) I will be the first to (never) admit it!

 

[DMickey28]

You guys crack me up...

My Fiance wouldn't think of farting in front of me! I find that funny. I wonder if that will change after marriage! Though in 25 years, I have never heard my father do that so hopefully not!

The most annoying thing is probally that once he gets his plate for dinner in the kitchen. It's just the two of us so I serve us from the stove, or if it's something he gets to build for himself like a burger or fajita he takes a bite before sitting at the table four feeet away... drives me nuts... or when I tell him dinner will be ready in five minutes, four minutes, three minutes, two minutes and then in just one minute... when I put it on the table and call him, he says just a sec..... Gave him plenty of notice... drop the computer game and get your ^%$ to the table!

I love him and I would not change him for the world.... I just do it to him too!

 

[Galahad]

"I shouldn't have to ask you!"

Yeah, I've been married over 23 years and I still don't get this one.

I've heard the line that women get married and are disappointed years later when there husband hasn't changed and men are disappointed years later when their wives have changed. Guess it's a Mars and Venus thing.

 

[Mskanga]

This thread is cracking me up.

 

[Galahad]

I have never heard my father do that

If you can hear it you're probably safe.

DMickey28,

Where in Fishers? We are "just around the lake" on the south side of Geist!

 

[momof3disneyholics]

My husband can't wipe the kitchen counter down after he makes something to save his life!!

 

[ChristmasElf]

Personally, I think men are not happy unless they are driving their wives a little crazy!

I have medium length hair, which when I take a shower and wash it, blow it dry and then set it in hot rollers. By the time I am fully ready, make up, dressed, the whole bit, it takes me almost an hour.
DH, who has short hair that needs no dryers or hot rollers, wears no make up, and has me to tell him what to wear LOL, cannot be ready in less than an hour!!! I don't get it.

ChristmasElf

 

[Kimickey]

This annoys me to know end. DH not picking up after himself. It's just the things he uses such as the PS2 controllers and shoes, and water bottles all over the house. DH works durning the night so he cares for our three month old son during the day. He will come in the house and leave baby bottles in the diaper bag ALL day or you will find a full bottle under a car seat that has curtaled (or however you spell it) It drives me

 

[Stepharoonie!]

My bf has two REALLY ANNOYING qualities that I'm still having a hard time getting used to (and it's been a year now!).

1. He interrups EVERYONE. Oh, my goodness. He's so horrible with this. It doesn't matter WHAT you're talking about, he'll cut in all of a sudden about something that doesn't pertain to what you're talking about, and he'll talk about it for 5 to 10 minutes then stop. He literally does not realize that you're talking at all.

2. This ties in with #1....he has selective hearing. I have had whole 15 minute conversations with him about something, and even though I'm sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, he literally didn't hear a word I said. This has caused quite a few different arguments because I HATE to repeat myself with anything.

Other than that, he's A-OK

 

[dturner]

Originally posted by DisneyBug1995
It bugs me to watch TV with my husband. As soon as I get interested in what he is watching he switches the channel. If he does find something we both agree to watch, he has to surf the channels on commercials and then we end up missing a couple minutes of the show we were watching. I don't know why he has to know what is on the other channels when he already found something he wants to watch.

OMG!! Are we married to the same person? (LOL) You described our TV watching habits to a tee and I hate it. It's the worst to get interested in something then "flip" there goes the channel. Must be a "man" thing.

 

[katerkat]

My husband leaves for a week to find an apartment, leaving me with the task of mowing the lawn, emptying the mower, taking propane tanks to Lowe's, replacing the blinds, packing, cleaning the house, fitting everything into the car, organizing the movers, getting the house inspection... That really annoys me.

 

[thumpersfriend]

Clipping his nails at the kitchen table and leaves it for me to clean up. Or cutting the dogs nails and gets the vacuum cleaner out for me to vacuum.(At least he doesn't clip the dogs nails at the table, he must have some class, huh?

 

[2bemarried]

Here's a little hint for the ladies who have problems with husbands farting. Simply let one roar in bed or in the car....you'll probably scare him so bad...he won't do it again. That happened with my parents. After many years of dealing with my dad and his gas pranks...my mom let one out...and he now holds it until in another room

 

[doxdogy]

Mine loves to leave his tea bag for his iced tea in the sink. Wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't for the fact that he walks past the garbage can when he leaves the kitchen.