MOOvin' Along - Goog Times, Goog Friends . . . Part 2

[babynurse1]

Last edited by PrincessJasmine08 : Yesterday at 11:17 PM. Reason: I vote Lynette funniest person on this thread. Maybe even on the DIS

HEY! I saw her first, and I knew her when. Y'all are just lucky I decided to share her with you.

 

[MommyPoppins]

If it hadn't been for the K in Kaleb, I think I could have wrote that sentence. Don't freak me out like that ever again, MommyP.

p.s. That IS exciting news

 

[TwinkieMama]

Poly- so sorry about your news. How is your mom feeling? How are you holding up?
Kay- Sorry about the job. I hope something better comes along soon.

What did you want from me again?

Absolutely nothing unlike certain others around here.

MP- on dry beds! Can I send Goldenchild to Camp Poppins? Lots of "accidents" here. He even told me his shorts were a diaper


Babynurse- you are the stalkee, Marita and Lally-jack and are the stalkers. But you are right.... if you add the dumpster then you will have more protection for Rancho De Trollop. And thanks for letting me borrow your minivan to stalk PJ.

 

[babynurse1]

Babynurse- you are the stalkee, Marita and Lally-jack and are the stalkers. But you are right.... if you add the dumpster then you will have more protection for Rancho De Trollop. And thanks for letting me borrow your minivan to stalk PJ.

Twink: I meant that WT was Marita's stalkee, and that she only hides in the bushes for him not me. Just to clarify. hee hee

 

[NAB]

Morning All,

It is a cloudy day. I have to go food shopping today for sure. And the kids are driving me crazy. I am sure it will pour on my head while the kids bicker and fight and I will be soaked by the time I get home.

Lexi-- When did they go back to school? I am not looking forward to homework hell again. Hannah is okay, Nicholas not so much. He drops his pencil a hundred times, needs a drink etc.

Mommy P-- moo hoo on no bed wetting. Nicholas was a bed wetter until almost 9 years old. Hannah wasn't. My kids are like night and day.

Babynurse-- I always thought you got around by horse.... who needs a car.

I think all you ladies are pretty funny.

Now off I go...hope I come back with both children. It is that kind of day.

 

[celerystalker]

twinks - I giggled out loud again! about golden child's shorts being a diaper. he's a wise one. so he must be right.

And thanks for the spellunking goog stalker/stalkee rules. We appreciate it.
spellunking is one of the questions on my trivia game today. Why don't you ever play?

Morning nab! Just a few more days and they will be back in school so you can go to the grocery in peace!

bn - I'm only bossy cuz I know everything. duh.

Mommyp - congrats on Kaleb's potty training! He's the current baby, right? I need to get them straight in my head before we see you.

lex - You should start "your" homework earlier! You slacker!

lalij - two gas guzzlers at the WeNeedMoreKids Ranch? geez. And from her post, it looks like they have a "small" truck as well.

There's a family here that named their farm "Almosta Ranch."
Hehehe.
I used to babysit for them. It always made me laugh.

Pj - thanks for breakfast! Now I'm going to see if you really read my trip report.

 

[MommyPoppins]

Twinkie - You are brave, or crazy to try and potty train so young. I never did that with my first 3. Two of them decided on their own enough was enough several months before they turned 3 and Ethan was a couple months after he turned 3. Kaled is my only child prodigy. He has been potty trained for months now. He is 2 1/2. But he also did it on his own. Just younger.

I'm assuming you want Goldenchild to be out of diapers before the baby, which is why you are on a potty training kick while pregnant? I've been buying diapers for the new baby since I haven't had to buy them for Kaleb anymore.

Celery - Kaleb is my baby, yes. Ethan is only like 2 inches taller than Kaleb, but almost 2 years older. Seth is taller than Jeremiah, but Jeremiah is older. It's confusing. I doubt you'll get them right. No one does. Seth is the only blonde though. So that's an easy one.

I just woke up from a 1 1/2 hour nap. I did NOTHING today. I need to vacuum, mop clean the boys bathroom and fold another load of laundry. Plus put the first load away. I hate when I don't want to do anything!

 

[celerystalker]

Yay! I get to educate!!! Heh.

Caves are formed when minerals from running water builds up -
so if no water is flowing, the cave will not grow anymore, thus it is considered "dead"

that's one reason to be very carefu when you are spellunking.
Try not to touch the rock too much because they are "living" and the oils in your hands "kills" them.
That's one reason I hate Ruby Falls near chattanooga - it's too commercialized - all the rocks look polished because there have been too many nasty tourists touching them.

Just think - if you left your hard water stains in your bathroom, eventually a cave would form! how cool would that be?

 

[celerystalker]

Alright Y'all. I'm going to try and memorize names and ages before we meet.

ok. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Kaleb - 2
Ethan - 5?
Seth - 6?
Jeremiah - 7?
Nicholas - 10?
Hannah - 8?
Norah - 3 (I know this one was right cuz she just had her birthday! happy berfday!)
Riley - 7
Dallen - 8
Jordan - 18
Marita - 55.
Hehehehehe.
Just kidding!
I'm not sure on Sandy's or too sure on Lex's - I think her oldest is 17 or so.
Anyone I'm forgetting?
Just for the record, kids with me will be:
Tammy - 31
Me - 31
Jeanie - 2
My mom - 59, but say she is 60 cuz it makes her mad. Heheheheheh.
Anthony - 9 on the 23rd! Woo! Y'all have to tell him happy birthday.
Quentin - 5 months
Mike is a big kid too - he's somewhere in his 40s I think. Not too sure. Just call him stinky.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Twink: I meant that WT was Marita's stalkee, and that she only hides in the bushes for him not me. Just to clarify. hee hee

Oh. Duh. To myself. Makes total sense. Thanks for clarifying.

twinks - I giggled out loud again! about golden child's shorts being a diaper. he's a wise one. so he must be right.

You should have seen it! It was so funny. It went like this

Me: Goldenchild!!!! Why did you wet your pants? That is NOT good.
Him:*points to shorts* Diaper. Duh.
Me: No! NO! Those are PANTs not a diaper. You put your tinkle in the potty!!!
Him:

The look on his face was priceless. It was classic teenage "could you be any stupider Mom?". I know. Cause I also have a teenager.

For the record, I have been letting him run around au natural but put the shorts on him to go outside. He always wets his pants outside because why would any self respecting boy come inside to pee? He might miss something fun.

Twinkie - You are brave, or crazy to try and potty train so young.

I'm assuming you want Goldenchild to be out of diapers before the baby, which is why you are on a potty training kick while pregnant? I've been buying diapers for the new baby since I haven't had to buy them for Kaleb anymore.

Yes I am crazy. My children do not decide on their own. They would be happy to wear a diaper until 5th grade or maybe till they get jobs at NASA. And except for my oldest, who is a whole nother story since that involved full time daycare and an ongoing custody battle and working with someone who was not speaking to us, I have a tradition of potty training while pregnant.

Stupid I know.

I started so early because I figured I should do this in my second trimester instead of my third like last time.

And I will admit. I succumbed to peer pressure. I have this "friend" whose 4th child is 4 months younger than Goldenchild and her babysitter is the big sister of my babysitter who reported to me that this kid... we will call him Wonderchild, potty trained himself... in ONE week, on his own, at 22 months, has no accidents AND is dry at night. And he speaks clearly in full sentences. Goldenchild- being a ninja, is the strong silent type. As evidenced by our earlier conversation

This "friend" is also the type whose house is always spotless, her children are always well dressed and well mannered, and her husband's big complaint is that she scrubs the toilets too often. If you open an cupboard, every single grocery has been moved from the original packaging to coordinating and labeled tupperware. The children's rooms are also ultra organized with labeled bins. Her scrapbooks are all up to date for all four children and she is interested in photography so her pictures look professional. And she is tall and blonde and always loses the baby weight by the time the baby is 8 weeks.


She reminds me of you MP. It would be easy not to like you both if you were both not sooo sweet.

 

[celerystalker]

This "friend" is also the type whose house is always spotless, her children are always well dressed and well mannered, and her husband's big complaint is that she scrubs the toilets too often. If you open an cupboard, every single grocery has been moved from the original packaging to coordinating and labeled tupperware. The children's rooms are also ultra organized with labeled bins. Her scrapbooks are all up to date for all four children and she is interested in photography so her pictures look professional. And she is tall and blonde and always loses the baby weight by the time the baby is 8 weeks.

I hate her!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Just think - if you left your hard water stains in your bathroom, eventually a cave would form! how cool would that be?

Not cool at all.

For the record, I have been letting him run around au natural but put the shorts on him to go outside. He always wets his pants outside because why would any self respecting boy come inside to pee? He might miss something fun.



Yes I am crazy. My children do not decide on their own. They would be happy to wear a diaper until 5th grade or maybe till they get jobs at NASA. And except for my oldest, who is a whole nother story since that involved full time daycare and an ongoing custody battle and working with someone who was not speaking to us, I have a tradition of potty training while pregnant.

Stupid I know.

I started so early because I figured I should do this in my second trimester instead of my third like last time.

And I will admit. I succumbed to peer pressure. I have this "friend" whose 4th child is 4 months younger than Goldenchild and her babysitter is the big sister of my babysitter who reported to me that this kid... we will call him Wonderchild, potty trained himself... in ONE week, on his own, at 22 months, has no accidents AND is dry at night. And he speaks clearly in full sentences. Goldenchild- being a ninja, is the strong silent type. As evidenced by our earlier conversation

This "friend" is also the type whose house is always spotless, her children are always well dressed and well mannered, and her husband's big complaint is that she scrubs the toilets too often. If you open an cupboard, every single grocery has been moved from the original packaging to coordinating and labeled tupperware. The children's rooms are also ultra organized with labeled bins. Her scrapbooks are all up to date for all four children and she is interested in photography so her pictures look professional. And she is tall and blonde and always loses the baby weight by the time the baby is 8 weeks.


She reminds me of you MP. It would be easy not to like you both if you were both not sooo sweet.

Just teach him to pull his shorts down and pee in the bushes. Kaleb always would follow his older brothers over to the bushes and pull his diaper down(before he was trained) and pretend to pee. Mostly he gets it all over his hands and/or clothes. A little pee won't hurt anyone.

I am sorry about your friend. I was afraid you were talking about me in code until you got to the whole kids rooms picked up and losing baby weight in 8 weeks.

Speaking of which. (I cleaned my closests yesterday ) And I am done with all my chores. The house is CLEAN! Except the boys toilet is "flogged" as they say. So I need Chad to take care of that.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

AND the only reason she knows all of the above, is b/c she has carved out a place right beneath my kitchen window, and my bedroom window, and my living room window, and the game room window, and in the barn, and under the trampoline, and on the playset, and in the garage, and in the horse trailer, the big pick up, the little pick up, the mini van, the mailbox, the garden, the front porch, the back porch, and the bushes. Or was that last one Marita? no, wrong stalkee. We don't have a dumpster, but if we did, I'm sure Marita would be here too.

YOU HAVE A TRAMPOLINE???????!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TRAMPOLINES!!!!!! Oko, I was really just threatening when I said I was coming to your house this weekend to avoid you know what but now I'm coming for sure. And I'm hanging out on the trampoline the whole time. I'll even watch your kids if you let me.

1. I would say speak kindly to your new friends, but that celery can get bossy, so don't back down. hee hee

2. Wellllllll, let's make it all easier for BabyPJ, couldn't inconvenience the college chick, now could we?

3. TOT, Expedition Everest, Epcot, stalker lady at OKW. I'm a great hand holder, end of story.

1. Thanks for showing me the ropes here, cybermommy. May I copy these lessons into the Husband 101 notebook or do I need to get a new one?

2. Darn right!

3. When did you hold my hand and "protect" me at Epcot because I'm thinkin it was the other way around miss spaz....

HEY! I saw her first, and I knew her when. Y'all are just lucky I decided to share her with you.

Yes, you have added so many wonderful things to my life.

Babynurse- you are the stalkee, Marita and Lally-jack and are the stalkers. But you are right.... if you add the dumpster then you will have more protection for Rancho De Trollop. And thanks for letting me borrow your minivan to stalk PJ.

Great, now there's 2 of them stalking me. Anyone else interested?

Babynurse-- I always thought you got around by horse.... who needs a car.

Can I ask you a favor? Can you please ask babycow how she goes to get ice cream with her kids? That would be just great, thanks so much!

Pj - thanks for breakfast! Now I'm going to see if you really read my trip report.

I don't have much to contribute in the way of potty training seeing as how I have no children. I do babysit a 3 year old who hasn't even started potty training.

Here's a hint for those stalking me:

This evening I'll be in class from 4:15-6:45 then I'm going out to dinner with my aunt and then we're going shopping. It might also be helpful for everyone to know that my aunt is like my mom to me and I am with her a lot. Now, let the stalking begin. Catch me if you can.

 

[celerystalker]

Did you have a good day at school, PJ?

How about you, mommyp?

 

[NAB]

I have been to Ruby Falls and Rock City.

I did come home with two children from shopping. I did want to put the 10 year old in the cart though. He was driving me crazy and spinning the cart around in aisles,sent for one thing he brings back an arm load to be funny.....

Celery -- Hannah is 7, you were close. I think you have Marita right too and Moo is 50.

Twinkie-- Hannah pretty will trained herself at 18 months too in the winter when I didn't want too. Nicholas was 3. To cute about the shorts and glad I don't have to potty train anymore.

 

[MommyPoppins]

Celery - You had them all right except Ethan. He is 4.

I didn't do school today. I took a nap remember? lol

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Did you have a good day at school, PJ?

How about you, mommyp?

It was GREAT. I love it. I could go on, but I won't. Instead I'll go to class. Which is not great.

 

[celerystalker]

mommyp - then school was very smooth for you today!

pj - glad you had a good day, sorry class is yucky!

I am officially done with all of my assignments for the first week of class. Woo!
I still don't have access to the virtual library, so one of my posts was not as detailed as I'd have liked, but what can you do?

 

[TwinkieMama]

I did come home with two children from shopping.

But where they your OWN children Nab?

Thanks for the help with your schedule PJ. It makes stalking so much easier.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I am officially done with all of my assignments for the first week of class. Woo!
I still don't have access to the virtual library, so one of my posts was not as detailed as I'd have liked, but what can you do?

That is easy.

1. Copy from Wikipedia.
2. Tell the teacher that your grandmother just died.
3. Tell the teacher that they didn't do a good job explaining the assignment. Ignore the written description in the syllabus.

and my personal favorite

4. Tell the teacher that your car "got stolen."