MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[celerystalker]

Dear Celery -

Next time you are in Babycow's favorite store, double check what you think are sequins before you make a purchase.


P.S. - Pink glitter in your urine and all over the inside of your pants is normal if they are NOT sequins and are in fact little gobs of glitter glued on "b00b stuff" as if both twinkie twins and Norah decided to make underwear.

P.P.S. - HANDWASH these delicates. Cuz you don't want pink glitter on all of your clothes.

Love,
Yourself

 

[babynurse1]

Dear Celery -

Next time you are in Babycow's favorite store, double check what you think are sequins before you make a purchase.

They sell pink sequins at the Bass Pro Shop?


Twink: I think you win the voice of reason award today.

Utah: The first time I heard the legless dog joke I laughed so loud I startled people. I know. I'm wIerd.

 

[celerystalker]

They sell pink sequins at the Bass Pro Shop?

Yes - it's part of their "soft" camo line -
pink camo with sequins to appeal to gay bucks.

 

[babynurse1]

Yes - it's part of their "soft" camo line -
pink camo with sequins to appeal to gay bucks.

they must have been sold out the last time I was there.

 

[monymony3471]

Happy (?) Tuesday, y'all! BBN and Mony, do I have to separate the two of you? Do we all need to hold hands and sing "Kumbahfrigginya"?? It's a bit disconcerting to log on and find BDG as the voice of reason. Sheesh.

You found that reasonable?

I have no issues with anybody.

Fun and games.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I kid, I kid.

2. At least twink believed me after I sent the clarifying text. You however hounded me relentlessly. loser. freak. loserfreak.

If I didn't hound you relentlessly, you wouldn't recognize it was me. And if you didn't recognize it was me you would be confused. And if you were confused then you would BE me. And then we would all be confused, so we'd all be PJ, and where does that leave us???? You're welcome.

P.J.-- how many snow days are you allowed? I don't think we ever had to make up ours here. Good thing we already get out at the end of June as it is.

We're allowed zero. We're already in negative 5 status because of the windstorm week.

as.
Peej - you're tough! come kick my brother out!
ha.
that's like saying babycow is sane!

You tryin to say something to me there, vegetable???
And I hear you on your squeaky girl issues.

Wendy...I will hereby be using your repertoire of jokes in my daily life. My children thank you.

NAB, Boris and Natasha tried snowboarding for the first time this past weekend. Boris took to it instantly, and thinks it's wicked cool (his words). Natasha was not so enthused, but enjoyed watching her brother do it.

Maybe Natasha would prefer snow tubing. I think it's wicked cool. My words.

Someone handed me this today and it reminded me of my friends here.



Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that do not reflect reality?
Well here is a series of promises that speak to our true friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what is choking youu.
3. When you smile, I will know that you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, we will high tail it out of Dodge.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining you big baby.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will pick you up and dust you off....after I finish laughing my butt off.

Why you ask?

Because you are my friend.

This just needed to be quoted. For obvious reasons.

My personal favorite one is the spider monkey one.

"Climb on my back, little spider monkey." Anyone? ANYONE??? Come on!

My favorite thing I caught myself saying today: "Kaya, there needs to be less dancing, and more working!" Ah yes. How was everyone else's Tuesday?

 

[UtahMama]

Yes - it's part of their "soft" camo line -
pink camo with sequins to appeal to gay bucks.

I was *this* close to buying PINK camo at Cabela's the other day. I thought it was a smidge over the top, even for me.

You are so funny, veggie!

 

[lalijack]

Uhhh, Lint? That's not a tear it's just pus from pink eye.

BDG

Oh, you lowly parking attendant....now you're pretending to be a doctor???? Very ambitious!

1. You found that reasonable?

I have no issues with anybody.

2. Fun and games.

1. Well, I recognize BDG's attempt to be the voice of reason, anyhoo. Is it time to hold hands now?

2. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye......





Who else is watching The Biggest Loser? This show makes me cry. (Don't faint, BBN and Peej!) That Jillian is a bad astarstar, I tell you!

 

[DonaldTDuck]

I'M BAA-AACCKK!!!

Arghh, 600+ posts to read back. It may take a while. We had a lot of fun and the KTTK tour was the highlight, well, other than our sidetripSPORTS TALK ALERT to Boca Raton, where our ladies won on a 3 pointer with, according to THEIR official scorer, .01 seconds on the clock.ALERT OVER

I'm also now the King of Sleuths.
details at 11

 

[UtahMama]

WHeW! I almost read sports!

Lynt...I Am! Well, I'm in the past (mountain time) so I still have a half hour wait. I haven't picked a team yet. I'm trying to decide if I should fix a snack for the show or not If so, what? Carrots and hummus? Apples with low fat caramel dip? a slab of beef? Ugh.

 

[lalijack]

Welcome back, DTD. Thanks for the sports content warning. I don't actually speak sports, so those posts look like this:


!@@#(*&(*&#Q@(*&)(*&#$$$#^%$#^%$#^%$#%$#(_)(*TU^%$^%$Y%$#* #$@#%@#$%_)O(*&(*&)(*&o4tw876349876!!!!!

WHeW! I almost read sports!

Lynt...I Am! Well, I'm in the past (mountain time) so I still have a half hour wait. I haven't picked a team yet. I'm trying to decide if I should fix a snack for the show or not If so, what? Carrots and hummus? Apples with low fat caramel dip? a slab of beef? Ugh.

Wendell, I haven't picked a team yet either. I am kinda partial to the 19 y.o., however. We shall see....

I am contemplating a snack as well. I have banana bread fresh outta the oven, or grapes, or apple slices with peanut butter, or banana bread fresh outta the oven. HELP!!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

2. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye......

Now that sounds like something that's sure to involve pus!

Welcome back, DTD. Thanks for the sports content warning. I don't actually speak sports, so those posts look like this:


!@@#(*&(*&#Q@(*&)(*&#$$$#^%$#^%$#^%$#%$#(_)(*TU^%$^%$Y%$#* #$@#%@#$%_)O(*&(*&)(*&o4tw876349876!!!!!

It doesn't look like that to everyone???

Welcome back, DTD!!!! More trip details, please.

 

[lalijack]

Okay, Wendell, I have now decided that I DON'T like Joelle. She's a lazy, whiny wench. I hereby cast my vote for her to be booted. So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

WB, DTD! We need a report.

Ugg, I just finished work, which ended up being a waste of time because the forecast date changed for half of the month for actuals vs. how budget is spread. I won't bore you with details. Plus I got kicked off-line 3 times. Took me forever for nothing.

I have concluded that my second phone line is the culprit for my dial in troubles. Grrr. Probably more expense. So I am tieing up the home phone line again, wich I ABHORE! Let's hope Christopher Geek Squad can fix me up tomorrow. (that is the real first name of the tech to come tomorrow.) I am hopeful, cause he has the same first name as my son. On the negative side, I cant Dis tomorrow morning while waiting because I cant tie up my phone line in case he calls. Or work even and call it a work from home day.

RE: Biggest loser. I dont really watch the show, but I read the other day that the lady on the Pink team (I think the mother) was arrested on assault charges for throwing a bag of flower at a man renting her basement because his TV was too loud. Sounds like a case for the lawyerboy in the Goofy that we all know and love!

I havent eaten yet all day and DH left the kitchen a mess. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

On the positive side, I have tomorrow off.

 

[lalijack]

PSA to all my Scrabble girlies: Scrabulous, now being called Lexulous (whatEVAH!) is now up and operational on FB, complete with our stats, archives and messages. w00t!

 

[NAB]

RE: Biggest loser. I dont really watch the show, but I read the other day that the lady on the Pink team (I think the mother) was arrested on assault charges for throwing a bag of flower at a man renting her basement because his TV was too loud. Sounds like a case for the lawyerboy in the Goofy that we all know and love!

It was the daughter , I saw that too Marita.

I agree with Lynette about tonight's show. I am going to try to catch some of American Idol at 11.

 

[aldisneygrl]

Moo - you won!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

I just got home from an evening work-related meeting. The thermometer on my car registered -14 degrees on the way home!!!!!!!!

Lynette - Did you check out LEXulous??? Was it FABulous? I'm heading over to see.

Allie - Yay for starting another Twirl game! I accidentally got into a game with three random people last night. Oops! I think I came in second.

Twink - I'll try re-sending those photos

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I just got home from an evening work-related meeting. The thermometer on my car registered -14 degrees on the way home!!!!!!!!

All I have to say is EEK and ACK! I feel for you and all our frozen friends.

I better wake up for Christopher Geek Squad guy tomorrow. I hope he doesnt show up at 8 am and I miss him

Oh, I have another Knitfreak update. She is packing up things in her apartment to get ready to move in a couple of weeks. So today she said she has 1 and 1/2 boxes of yarn to sell or give away. I asked how many boxes she has still left that she is keeping. She said, about 15 or 20! That's of Boxes full of YARN, people! Or technically, yarn and fiber (to be hand-dyed), which is going to be spun into yarn via spinning wheel.

 

[monymony3471]

1. Well, I recognize BDG's attempt to be the voice of reason, anyhoo. Is it time to hold hands now?

2. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye......

Sure! We can play Red Rover, Ring Around the Rosie, Patty Cake......



2 degrees out there, I think I'm staying inside today. I'm sure it feels like negative something way too cold.

Busy day over here today, have a great Wednesday EVERYBODY!!!!