MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[bdg100]

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2.
That wasn't complaining? Hmm. Is this some new form of chatter I am not aware of? Is this some code needing to be decifered?

(Plus I hope you weren't explaining yourself to me.....)

3. I think you have me confused with someone else.

Wow. Why all the hostility? She doesn't need my help, but, you have done your best to take a statement from BBN (here it is in it's relevant entirity)

So many pages.....

to Snap, crackle, pop. I am EliSabeth. I am the "crazy" one in the group. But the good kind of crazy, RIGHT?

How come when I ask that question, NOBODY ever responds. heh

and try to turn it into something it is not. She was obviously trying (she's not a professional afterall) her hand at a bit of self effacing humor by letting the new poster know that she was the crazy one in the bunch. She then asks the question "But the good kind of crazy, RIGHT?" She goes on to ask "How come when I ask that question, NOBODY ever responds. heh". Clearly BBN was referring to the "good kind of crazy" question. And NOT questioning or COMPLAINING why no one responds to her posts as you suggest. (I can't even imagine the canyon you had to leap to get to that understanding)

For some reason you have chosen to distort her last sentence into BBN questioning why nobody responds to her posts in general. Even you can see that her misguided attempt at humor was not a complaint that no one responds to her posts. In fact, your contention is laughable. People do respond to her posts. Plenty. She always seems to be upbeat and Sunnybrook Farmish. For some reason you seem intent on picking a fight. Or maybe I have misinterpreted you. Again. And this is your way of trying to have fun and be funny.

During yesterday's festivities I got out of hand. Please don't take any of what I say seriously, I'm just trying to poke fun, have fun, make fun, what ever else fun, and sometimes try to be funny.

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

1. Welp. I see the bbn killed the thread again.

2. ALSO, Twink/bbn I think it's funny that Twink assumed you were punking her with that text too. Twink: as soon as Bbn texted me that I asked her if it was some kind of a trick. Now where would you and I go getting the idea that the bbn would ever be out to trick us????

1. It's one of my many talents. I bet you are secretly jealous.

2. At least twink believed me after I sent the clarifying text. You however hounded me relentlessly. loser. freak. loserfreak.

Hi all the low will be 5 deg here in a couple days brrrrrr

Hey bh. I know. I'm ready to move in with Marita. How about the rest of y'all?

Allie, I don't care if they come by tricycle, as long as the come.

This made me laugh Marita. I can see the visual. The Geek Squad arriving by tricycle. It seems so fitting.

<- That's a big bear hug from me Marita! I can't imagine how frustrating this is for you.

Hi Allie!

bbn/eej - You're just SO easy and fun to lump together!!!

ACK! You did it again. THANKS MOO!

1. She was obviously trying (she's not a professional afterall) her hand at a bit of self effacing humor

2. Even you can see that her misguided attempt at humor

1. HEY!

2. HEY!!!

3. I like your new avatar. lol


CELERY: I LEFT YOU A nip/tuck SYNOPSIS!!!! You are welcome.

 

[monymony3471]

More snow this AM.

It was heavy too! And there's 2 more storms a coming.

Does anyone know a really funny professional comedian? No? Too bad.


Have a great Tuesday.

 

[NAB]

Snowing the heavy stuff here too, suppose to go on all day.

Marita-- hope you get your connection fixed, I couldn't live with out my internet.

P.J.-- how many snow days are you allowed? I don't think we ever had to make up ours here. Good thing we already get out at the end of June as it is.

 

[babynurse1]

how many snow days are you allowed? I don't think we ever had to make up ours here. Good thing we already get out at the end of June as it is.

We have to make every single snow day up here in the LooUhVull area.

Have a great Tuesday.

You too.

 

[celerystalker]

Cel.....GET OUT!!!!!! THE Brad Paisley? Wow. I think I might rent that second room in your trailer afterall. Is that still up for grabs by the way? I also thought it was funny when you said you wouldn't be going to that church because they're all too high pitched. Is that really a legitimate reason?

Yes, it was him. Unless his wife goes to the movies with some other short guy.
The reason I like them is they don't look like stars.
The only reason I even realized it was her is because her eyes are SOOO bright.
I don't pay attention to people, but she and I made eye contact and it took me a few seconds to realize who she was.
Then she and I are on the same bathroom schedule, so I saw her twice more.
Does this mean I have a bladder like a pregnant woman?

Yes, you can move in.
I want to move out.
or kick my brother out.
I'm not enjoying living with him.
The harley in the hall is getting to be too much.
as is the smoke everywhere.
as is him using my work computer when I forget to lock it up.

I work at a VERY conservative company.
He goes to some NOT conservative websites.


But I'm such a wuss! I can't kick him out.
and if I move out, I will not be able to get mostly out of debt in a year like I have planned now.
but I'd be happier.
I dunno.

Peej - you're tough! come kick my brother out!
ha.
that's like saying babycow is sane!


Off to go read about nip/tuck!

PLAY NICE.
and I mean it.

 

[NAB]

Babynurse -- where were you going to post? I am a reality TV junkie, a Days fan, or was it just one of those quick answer ones....

Celery-- I could not live with a Harley in the hall. It was bad enough with a snowboard and stuff sitting in my living room most of the week that drove me crazy. It is now gone because Nicholas snowboards on Tuesday with the school.

 

[celerystalker]

I forgot to answer peej's other question.

I am not a girly girl.
I do not squeal.
If I'm really excited and with some of my friends, I do have a tendency to talk too fast and possibly too loud, but that is on MY terms.
I do not like gaggles of girls who gab gregariously!
Particularly during the previews.

I also do not like being forced to tell strangers that "These seats are taken" when I've never met the people who are allegedly taking them and I do not see them and those GIRLS are STILL gabbing.
and the theater is full except for the very first row because Pedigree is having a hotel for dogs event at that precise moment and has put bride wars in one of the tiny theaters.
(which is not what kim and brad - my new bffs - were attending - I forgot to look and see which movie they were in.)
anyway, it stressed me out.
so no, I will not be attending church with them.

TRUST ME - if they are too much for Bridget, they're too much for EVERYONE.


Nab - At least Nicholas hasn't started smoking.

 

[monymony3471]

PLAY NICE.
and I mean it.

I thought I was?

 

[UtahMama]

1. How do you catch a a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.



2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water ?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko....

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic ?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody' s Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

[lalijack]

Happy (?) Tuesday, y'all! BBN and Mony, do I have to separate the two of you? Do we all need to hold hands and sing "Kumbahfrigginya"?? It's a bit disconcerting to log on and find BDG as the voice of reason. Sheesh.

I can't even come close to Lynette in Pathwords. I must learn her spellun skillz.

Bring it, Allie!


Peej, sending prayers for your friend. This is for you:

Cel, in addition to BBN's Nip/Tuck recap, you can go to FXNetworks.com and see their 30-second video recap of last week's epi. Don't forget that the new episode is tonight at 10.

Marita, you KNOW I feel your pain on the techno-trouble. Here's hopin' it gets fixed STAT!

NAB, Boris and Natasha tried snowboarding for the first time this past weekend. Boris took to it instantly, and thinks it's wicked cool (his words). Natasha was not so enthused, but enjoyed watching her brother do it.

Everyone else:

ETA: Wendell, I see someone's been reading the kids' joke books again, eh?

 

[bdg100]

Happy (?) Tuesday, y'all! BBN and Mony, do I have to separate the two of you? Do we all need to hold hands and sing "Kumbahfrigginya"?? It's a bit disconcerting to log on and find BDG as the voice of reason. Sheesh.

Happens all the time.

BDG

 

[bdg100]

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody' s Gonna Lose A Trailer

I like this one the best.

BDG

 

[Celerymama60]

Thanks for making me laugh for a few minutes . Wish we would get Snow.
Good afternoon to every body.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Someone handed me this today and it reminded me of my friends here.



Are you tired of those sissy friendship poems that do not reflect reality?
Well here is a series of promises that speak to our true friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what is choking youu.
3. When you smile, I will know that you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, we will high tail it out of Dodge.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining you big baby.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will pick you up and dust you off....after I finish laughing my butt off.

Why you ask?

Because you are my friend.

 

[lalijack]

Oh, Twink. That brought a tear to my eye. *sniffle*

 

[bdg100]

Oh, Twink. That brought a tear to my eye. *sniffle*

Uhhh, Lint? That's not a tear it's just pus from pink eye.

BDG

 

[celerystalker]

Uhhh, Lint? That's not a tear it's just pus from pink eye.

BDG

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw



My personal favorite one is the spider monkey one.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I like this one the best.

BDG

That is a good one. We tell it with different states though.

My personal favorite one is the spider monkey one.

I think my favorite is the choking one allthough the phrase "jacked up on Mountain Dew" is pretty funny.

 

[aldisneygrl]

Uhhh, Lint? That's not a tear it's just pus from pink eye.

BDG

GROOOOOOOOSS!!!!!

I may have been guilty of number 8 in a previous life. or maybe this one?