Wendee....Split the tube top?! Kissed on the lips?

Are you sure DH's family's not from Eastern KY? Hey and did you hear Rob call you *world famous*?
No, better, I meant she SPILLED (spil't) up out of her poor lycra tube top!!!!!
I still can not get the image of her HUGE yucky bosoms out of my cranium.
Rob has been hypnotized or bamboozled or something. Poor lamb isn't thinking straight. It's the cleaning fumes, that's all. Besides "World famous" is subjective.
MOO! You're almost there!!!!! You need to keep our girl, Celery, on the straight and narrow! Unless of course you were totally planning on a "What happens in WDW, stays in WDW" week????
OKAY! This is turning out to be quite the (profitable) great Mama's Day.
I woke up after a late night to 3 of my 4 children poking me awake, saying stuff like, "Dad? I think she needs to sleep more. She's gonna yell at us" as I pretend to snore loudly. Norah says, "MOM! We want to got to IHOP to get a Beanie Baby!" (at least she's honest). So, daddy got the kids ready which included mismatched orphanwear and attempted to brush Norah's hair. All I can say is I better not die until she reaches the age to care how she looks

He parted it down the middle and slicked in down with water and hairspray. The hairspray was a nice touch since in the 12 years together, he probably saw me spray hairspray once or twice and he figured that's what he was supposed to do to her hair. The final product was frightening, but I was very thankful for the effort. Norah didn't mind she looked homeless so why should I?
We ate omelets at Ihop and took off to the mall. Darned if they didn't have the VERY purse I've been searching far and wide for! It's Giraffe (fake) with hot pink and it's the coolest thing EVER (with matching wallet!).
At Barnes and Noble, he took the kids to the children's area so I could have some fun actually browsing! Do you know how wonderful it is to have any length of time in that store to yourself? I could spend a good hour in the Humor section alone!
Got some sweet 600 thread count cotton sheets as well as the comforter to match. Plus the roses yesterday (that my cats keeping eating!) and my new watch.
AND, Mister-Man (Jordan) got me a PINK Minnie Mouse card with a
Walmart gift card in it (the amount is a mystery) with instructions not to buy groceries with it!!!

How cute is he? I love how he felt it necessary to point out it was my favorite color and it had Disney, as if attention to detail is his newly acquired man-skill?
I'm pleasantly surprised. But I'd be just as happy with home made cards and a fist-full of dandilions
I still have a guaranteed uninterrupted nap coming up too. We shall see!
All in all, being the Boss of Everyone is a good thing!