Today is CAREER DAY at my kids' school. I thought you would all get a kick out of there costumes/career choices.
Twinkerbell is going as a magazine reporter/photographer.
Princess Twink is going as a Photopass photographer which is just her summer job because she really wants to be the President.
Goldenchild is going as...... a ninja.

I didn't suggest this but he is seriously stoked about his future career and told me that when he grew up he couldn't live with me anymore because he needed to live with the ninjas.
and now for some dreck and drivel:
The Top Ten April Fool's Pranks That No One Would Believe
10.
Pumba is buying a second home in northern Canada so she can have more time enjoying the snow.
9.
Marita and Moo have decided to forgo retirement and in fact start a business together because they both thrive on stress.
8.
Lil G is getting a Wolverine tattoo and not because he lost a bet.
7.
MommyP has decided that swimming is a frivolous waste of time and is never going to to the beach or pool again.
6.
Babynurse is going vegan and in fact, also giving up all carbonated beverage and processed food.
5.
Lynt's kids are flunking out of school. Probably because she refused to have them in upteen sports, artistic, musical and educational enrichment activitites.
4.
PJ has decided to go old school and get rid of her cell phone.
3.
NAB is emigrating to the US because our Smarties are superior.
2.
Celery,
UtahMama and
Mony are dropping out of school to form a band.
1.
BDG is not going to WDW this year but instead taking his family vacationing at Math Camp.
