MOOved Along . . .

[monymony3471]

I typed this post, and it posted a post, I posted an hour ago?

See previous post.

That make sense?

The blowout kid happened again yesterday, but it was only starting to seep out of the top of the diaper. Right after I put on her clean jeans I had to wash because she "peejed" through earlier in the day.

First she peejed through, then she poojed through.

Funny story about this word "pooj".

When Tim and I were dating, his roommate's girlfriend got him (the roommate not Tim) a bottle of Joop cologne. I hated that smell and she poured half the bottle over him one night and I had to deal with that. I kept calling him joop and he started calling me pooj, which is the reverse of the other obviously. That didn't last too long though.

To this day, I hate the smell of Joop.

Allie: Why did the sucker cross the road?
It was stuck to the goose!

 

[monymony3471]

Ok, I am freaking out, cause that is not what was on my edit screen.

The DIS is freaking playing games with me I swear!

 

[WheatThins]

peej - what melinda said.
Not that I'm a stalker, but I think babycow is on the north side of Loo-uh-vul.
(I was in the atlanta airport Monday and some yahoo pronounced it "louie-ville" over the intercom. )
The best twinkessori schools are going to be in south nashville (in MY county - not even really IN nashville).
So it'll be at least 3 hours to stalk the babycow.
but I think it's worth it.
especially if your sister goes to one of the schools in Nashville.
but I'm selfish and just want a diser close to me. hee.


sending to allie's neighbor, the scary rash in MommyP's house and the general yuckiness in Utah.

And mony gets her own special for dealing with peej blowouts.
(once again, I'm glad for cyber hugs cuz I don't wanna be touching that stuff!)

Did you say you are getting OVER your crush on W/T? A while back?

Wheat Thins

 

[celerystalker]

wt -
Yeah. Why?
I'm pretty sad today though.
So I might go back to crushing you.
Ok?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Allie- Quite the adventure there! I think your knew knickname should be GooseGirl. I hope you get good news about your neighbors son.

Twinkie....I had Hooter Hiders! But strangely I called them *receiving blankets*? Like Wendy, I could nurse while cooking dinner, cleaning house, doing laundry, and tending to other children. After a while you forget they're supposed to be *hidden*. And everybody at my house always had happy hineys with the store brand diapers. It's funny how they make the new moms think they NEEEED all that stuff. You really only need two things to start off....diapers and a car seat.

Tee hee! ITA. I wish I could post the ad- honestly it would be far more discreet to use a *receiving blanket* or just dress appropriately (I can be totally discreet wearing a t shirt and hoodie or a sweater set with no blanket cause my kids hate to eat under a tent) than to velcro on a cape emblazoned with the company name and logo.

Rob...since you're a freak I guess you could check the tapes but I was under the distinct impression that I told you no more cereal at all. Ever. Not even Lucky Charm bikinis. Disclaimer: I'm not the one who thought of the Lucky Charm bikini in the first place.

I like Lucky Charms. I have no problem with bikinis. However I really don't want to know any more about this.

Isaac is rolling from his back to his belly now. I wish they didn't have to grow up.

He still isn't sleeping through the night. This Mama is tired of that. All my other's slept through the night at 8 weeks.

Yay on rolling over. Grasshopper has been for awhile but he hasn't figured out how to get anywhere by rolling so it is all good. It is funny how they are so different in personality from the get go. Sorry you didn't get a sleeper but this is my first one that slept through the night before 1 year.


Sorry on the Blowout Princess, Monica. Some lil' twinkies were preemies which means their digestive system comes turbocharged- they could pooj all the way up the back of the diaper, out the neck of the sleeper all over the sheets, blankets, bumper pads, curtains, walls, chairs, art etc and a couple of times this happened the actual diaper was still pristine.

 

[NAB]

Boy you people have been posting up a storm.

Mony-- That was quite a weekend you had. Did they find your neighbours son? So happy to have no more diapers right now.

Mommy P--Gllad Ethan is getting better. So are you alone at home with the kids again then? I would be exhausted by now, you truly are a super woman.

P.J.--There was no doubt you would have people wanting you to teach at there school. Congrats.

Celery-- Why are you sad today?

Moo-- Loved the Meatloaf commercial , too funny .

My kitchen is coming along slowly. He is drywalling today so I am in a dust bowl. The weather has been good so I have been outside with the kids at night and by the time we come in and get ready for bed I am ready too. Major painting to by next Tuesday when the floor people are suppose to come.

 

[babynurse1]

Twinkie: Love your new location! And your lovely addition of what's new in baby/breastfeeding fasion gear.

Allie: Quite the story!

Moo: Thanks for my own salutation!

WT: Sorry, she's found somebody new to crush on.

Celery: No sadness, remember we hate feeling like this: !!

Monica: Hope everything stays within the Pamper.

PJ: That was a GREAT contract you were offered.

Lexi: Receiving blankets always did the job for me too. Although I did flash the Sunday going church crowd one time, but it wasn't while I was breastfeeding, but it's sort of related to breastfeeding. I wont repeat the story since many of y'all already know it.

LilG: You've been MIA for awhile now, if you read this hope all is well.

 

[celerystalker]

Babycow - I think you should repeat it.
But on WT's thread so it will make him even angrier.
I honestly don't think I've heard it.

 

[UtahMama]

I totally missed the Lucky Charms bikini! Someone fill me in! I must know!

Twink and MP and Mony2- I am so glad the pooj blowouts are over. Geez, that always seems to happen 2 minutes before church or while flying coach with old people scowling at me. Old people need to keep their "stink eye's" to themselves!

TMJ (jaw) update, same as yesterdee but I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. I'm on the Motrin 800's.

Diet update- I won't tell y'all too much because weigh day is tomorrow and I don't want to jinx it, but, my skinny-fat jeans (meaning my fat jeans that are the smallest size) can pull down without unfastening. Which is very handy since I got my nails done and am drinking a bazillion gallons of Crystal Lite per day. I hope I didn't say too much because I literally can gain 20 pounds over night. Literally.

Nursing mamas past and present- receiving blankets when my babies are brand new. The don't like fine dining while being smothered to death. Baggy shirts on top thereafter.

Ya, I want to have the company logo "HOOTER HIDER" emblazoned on a fancy velcro't cape.

I saw this lady nursing her baby at Magic Kingdom while in a line and she wasn't the least bit discreet. She was pushin' the envelope on modesty, I tell you what. I mean it's a free country, and bf'ing mamas can nurse anywhere they want, but really. It was more than I wanted to see. Yet couldn't look away (JUST kidding on that part).

 

[RobInBigKC]

I totally missed the Lucky Charms bikini! Someone fill me in! I must know!

Since Twinkie doesn't want to know anymore about it, I'll have to fill you in via a PM.

-- Rob

 

[monymony3471]

Quote:
Originally Posted by UtahMama
I totally missed the Lucky Charms bikini! Someone fill me in! I must know!

Since Twinkie doesn't want to know anymore about it, I'll have to fill you in via a PM.

-- Rob

Don't tell me you bought your wife one for your anniversary??!

 

[NAB]

Rob-- it wasn't another anniversary present for your wife was it.....

Twinkie close your eyes.... I think we all would love to know too !!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

UGH! You all are insane! Ok, Twink, close your eyes...

As I said, there isn't much to this story. The first I had ever heard of a Lucky Charms bikini was when the PeeJ mentioned it this morning.

She and I were posting on "another thread" and she wanted to change topics or something so she asked what else we could talk about. Given the fact that I know she loves talking about cereal (not) and loves talking about bikinis (not), I listed out that we could discuss:
1. Cereal
2. Bikinis
3. Cereal Bikinis
(along with some other topics).

Anyway, that was the last I ever heard of that list and never heard a comment from her about it (and, really, who knew she would even read back?) until this morning when she alluded to it in her anti-cereal-discussion diatribe.

Sorry for those of you looking for something more entertaining but that's about it.

-- Rob

 

[NAB]

We maybe you should get started on one of those for your next anniversary made out of her favourite cereal.

Wouldn't she be surprised!

I have alot of cereal necklaces hanging around here maybe one of those would do too....to match.

20th Anniversary is China.....I wouldn't want that either.

 

[UtahMama]

So no juicy gossipy PM?

Dh is finally back to work since the weather is back to Spring. Two days of togetherness is about enough.

All but one daycare buddies are picked up. The remaining one plus Norah are napping...yay! ME TIME is officially started! To start off, I'm drinking a Vanilla protein shake that has the consistency of snot. But I chilled it in the freezer for 40 mins. first...so down the hatch. I have to use a straw, though so chugging is a little hard.

Basically these are my Me Time choices:
1. DIS
2. read my super good fiction novel called: "Searching For Paradise in Parker, PA"
3. Nap too
4. do some sort of pampering spa-ish thing...pedicure, facial mask, etc.
5. make something out of cereal and Elmers Glue to make dh blush.

Hmmm. I think I'll chose #3 .

 

[RobInBigKC]

Basically these are my Me Time choices:
1. DIS
2. read my super good fiction novel called: "Searching For Paradise in Parker, PA"
3. Nap too
4. do some sort of pampering spa-ish thing...pedicure, facial mask, etc.
5. make something out of cereal and Elmers Glue to make dh blush.

Hmmm. I think I'll chose #3 .

-- Rob

 

[MommyPoppins]

Twinkie - I usually do put him in a baking soda bath. I did at first, but then he went to my Mom's for a few nights and that's when he got really bad.

Nab - No. I am not alone. Chad is here still. We are all going to leave on Saturday morning, Lord willing. As long as Ethan continues to improve and no one else comes down with a rash we'll head north.

Wendy - I did the receiving blanket thing with all the other ones. It's just too dang hot though around here to throw a blanket over myself and Isaac. I only use a blanket around my sister or at church. Any other time it's nothing or a burp cloth.

I am also mastering nursing in my sling. Not my pouch sling, but my ring sling that a friend made for me. I picked out the material and she did the sewing. It's beautiful!!

I've also FINALLY gotten a clue on a nursing mothers wardrobe. I always wear 2 shirts. A tank top under my shirt. That way I can nurse anywhere without flashing my belly.

Cereal bikinis? LOL! What an idea. That would be a super funny gag gift for a new bride.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I saw this lady nursing her baby at Magic Kingdom while in a line and she wasn't the least bit discreet. She was pushin' the envelope on modesty, I tell you what. I mean it's a free country, and bf'ing mamas can nurse anywhere they want, but really. It was more than I wanted to see. Yet couldn't look away (JUST kidding on that part).

which part? that it was more than you wanted to see? or you just couldn't look away?

There are huge cultural differences for how to tastefully nurse in public so maybe she was from Someplace Else. I have a nursing in public at WDW story. Only it took place in the Animal Kingdom.

Last edited by UtahMama : Today at 11:24 AM. Reason: Thanks Twinkie for that fabulous vocabulary word "Emblazoned". You truly are a Twin Tower.

You are welcome. But I am not a Twin Tower- that would be you and Cel.

Since Twinkie doesn't want to know anymore about it, I'll have to fill you in via a PM.

-- Rob

I was going to say- don't mind me just post. But you already did. I did want to clarify TMbbn and say I am just joking in 98% of the stuff I post. I really don't care if you all want to discuss cereal bikinis or macaroni lingerie or anything else. I do however want an "avert your eyes Twink!" warning on any stories with blood, gore, guts, or detailed medical info. I have a condition. I'll bring a note from my doctor. Thanks so much.

I've also FINALLY gotten a clue on a nursing mothers wardrobe. I always wear 2 shirts. A tank top under my shirt. That way I can nurse anywhere without flashing my belly.

Ha ha ha- and it only took 5 babies. I was talking to a friend and mother of 4 and mentioned something about how it is easier to unbutton from the bottom up than the top down for nursing in mixed company and she got this Homer Simpson D'oh look on her face. It had never occurred to her to do it that way.

UGH! You all are insane!

What? are you new here? Insanity is a requirement to post here.


Earlier I forgot to say Congrats DTD- give us the deets on the podcast. Also on the mix-8-track. I too would like to know what songs were on that baby.

Rob is right. The ease of burning a CD or downloading some mp3's to your ipod totally changes everything. If someone made you a mix tape it meant they really liked you and had gone to all the trouble to borrow a friends stereo and probably borrowed most of the music from friends too. Then they spent hours picking out the right songs to express their feelings and dubbing them to use up the tape without any blocks of silence. Perhaps that is what is wrong with the modern dating scene.....

 

[RobInBigKC]

I was going to say- don't mind me just post. But you already did. I did want to clarify TMbbn and say I am just joking in 98% of the stuff I post. I really don't care if you all want to discuss cereal bikinis or macaroni lingerie or anything else. I do however want an "avert your eyes Twink!" warning on any stories with blood, gore, guts, or detailed medical info. I have a condition. I'll bring a note from my doctor. Thanks so much.


What? are you new here? Insanity is a requirement to post here.


Rob is right. The ease of burning a CD or downloading some mp3's to your ipod totally changes everything. If someone made you a mix tape it meant they really liked you and had gone to all the trouble to borrow a friends stereo and probably borrowed most of the music from friends too. Then they spent hours picking out the right songs to express their feelings and dubbing them to use up the tape without any blocks of silence. Perhaps that is what is wrong with the modern dating scene.....

1. I pretty much knew all that but thanks for the blood and guts reminder Twink.
2. Oh yeah. Duh.
3. Just wanted to make sure PJ saw this statement.

-- Rob

 

[TwinkieMama]

Just wanted to make sure PJ saw this statement.

-- Rob

Don't worry. She is a freakin' genius.


Mooving on to another topic:

You know what is wrong with having no junk food in the house so you will be forced to eat healthy and lose weight and look hotT in your non-cereal bikini?

You have no junk food in the house. Sigh. Even the pretzels are fat free. Yuck.