Thanks to those who have been concerned about me. I'm still majorly grumpy.
I Hate Valentines Day this year

but some of you may find this amusing. I, myself, can think of several other more appropriate uses for duct tape in my life.
Valentines Day Uses for Duct Tape
by the Duct Tape Guys, authors of The Duct Tape Book(s)
10. One rose traditionally means "I love you." A dozen roses made entirely out of duct tape means "I'll love you forever!"
9. If your sweetheart is dieting, wrap that heart-shaped box of chocolates in ten to twenty layers of duct tape - they'll either give up entirely, or burn about 300 calories while opening it.
8. Or, forget the box of chocolates, just give your sweetheart a roll of duct tape. Duct tape is 100% fat free.
7. No more cupid's bow and arrow necessary. Just wrap yourself in duct tape, sticky-side-out and fling yourself against the object of your desires.
6. Valentine's Day dinner apparel is spill-proof when you make it out of duct tape. Dribble some red wine? No problem, just hose yourself off!
5. Make a giant Valentine's Day greeting card: Write "I LOVE YOU..." on your garage door with duct tape. You might make friends with the neighbors using this hint, also.
4. Popping the question? Do what Tim did. Duct tape yourself to your askee's leg until she accepts your proposal of marriage.
3. Make a Love Bug: Cover a Volkswagen Beetle (any vintage) in red or pink duct tape hearts. Don't have a Beetle? Duct tape an old claw-foot bathtub upside down on the top of your car and it will kind of look like a bug.
2. Make your sweetheart a sexy duct tape teddy or negligee out of red and black duct tape (warning: hair removal eminent)
1. Duct tape your bedroom door shut so the kids don't come in during your romantic interlude.
