MOOved Along . . .

[GoofyDad869]

1. I speak only the truth about my imaginary friends. GoDaddy looks like Johnny Depp with the chiseled abs of Matthew McConaughey. He is perfectly normal and nice. *watching for lightening as I type*

2. Hey that Chik Fil A didn't fill me up for lunch. I need sustenance! Are you making fun of my addiction again? Cuz I've got a smiley for you. I just don't want to get banned for using it.



Hello? Mrs. KAMommy? Yes, this is babynurse from the internet. That's right. The computer. Tell us how you feel about GoDaddy? Who? Oh, I'm sorry, allow me to clarifytmbbn I mean Patrick. What's he REALLY like? Crazy? That's zackly what I thought. Thank you for your time.



Got something on your nose there L.

ETA: PUMBA don't use all of your heartbeats!!

Yeah, you better watch out for that lightning. EVERYBODY knows that Johnny Depp is just too fine-featured (meaning "girly") to bear a true resemblance to me. My face is much closer to Brad Pitt's. In fact, this one time, I almost caused a riot at the mall. But the newspapers just focused on the machete - they said NADA about my resemblence to movie actors (who shall remain nameless) who are married to Angelina Jolie and have adopted children out of most third-world countries and planets in the near solar system. I think he-who-shall-remain-unmentioned's lawyers put a big-ol' kibosh on that one, especially the fact that I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Will the Real Brad Pitt Please Stand Up?" on it.

Me and Brad. When I watch the "Oceans" movies I just shake my head. It's scary. Really. Like looking in the mirror.

By the way, I predict big things for that Johnny Depp fellow. After his performance in "21 Jump Street", I bet he could really get into the role of a psychopathic singing barber. Just a suggestion. It's not like he'd ever listen to the likes of me. Even though I look like a movie star, I really have no contact with *that* world and lifestyle. Anymore.

By the way (I know it's the second "by the way" - each post can have up to two, so I have not exceeded my quota), there was a Matthew McConahey (like I give a crap about proper spelling) in my neck of the woods recently (last fall). He was supposedly doing some hiking / rock climbing in the Smokies and was spotted in a local Subway. Cherie (KAMommy) and her friend Brooke quickly formed a posse, but alas, he had escaped successfully before they got there.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Is that what those crazy kids are calling it now?

Oh my! Hello there, GoDaddy! I'm Amber. Nice to meetya!


Pumba - I'll go see the eagles or meatloaf with ya.

So, are those just reading glasses? I love guide dogs. They taste like chicken.

 

[celerystalker]

Everybody shaves so there should be plenty of flavors.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Everybody shaves so there should be plenty of flavors.

The striped falcon flies only at dusk.



Or are we talking about Meatloaf again?

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

..backstage...that's worthy of a "new" tag!

...ok, watched this new reality show, cleberity interventions....or
sumthing..& hoooters... , @ work..* sure wish...we
had a beep-beep control feature where we didn't have to "listened"
all the abuse.....

now, if i may....lets share , my lil'world..with that as a comparsion.

* for one thingy...see? the "single"....area ..that all the staff...only
asignment...[ drugs & etoh addictions] . must be "nice"..to have
such a "gravy" job. oh, the staff to clients ratio....ours = about 5x
the numbers....but who's counting? * the biggest factor....that
most would..not "pick up"?...[what a dream world!]..just to have one
central area...to managed...besides their low census,..let's make
"it" into..a real ..reality...show...by adding dementia, alzh., &
every thing from psychosis to ..borderline personality disorders.
oh, ages?...20-90's, and then mixed.."crinmal elements"...{ do
you think local jails..want devaints tearing up their facilities?}....

ha!..& surley you don't think these.."see-lebrities"..are not aware when
teh cameras..are rollin? [ me-like old slang- ]

& that why..these so call reality shows..are creating the wrong impression.

however, did you hear..all the beeping, cursing, ...sorta provide one example.


here's some of feelings ( since we're laying it on the lines)....* if iam the
same person..i was 10 years ago..then, ...wastin time! no way!
clients...esp. mental health ...persons....are not dummies {mis conceptions
of short..mindness] any hoo, often, they ask??? why do you work so hard?
at life?....the benefits are enormous..! early on, [ * the one thing i did
learn from primary school...no body is going to provide/give sucess...on
any type of platters...darn it!].....but why not used , your knowledge..just
to help "yourselves"...* as we see alot with personality /borderline disorders,
manipulative, drug seekers, so forth ........because there's a catch..of
becoming what you practice..& if all you do ..is take advantage of others..
the person...becomes isolated from everyone..even family. from all of
my experiences..the #1 accomplishment in life..is to find someone to
share & appricate your human beings...."doing somthing , you know, making
someone..happy..is in itself a wonderful feeling to grab onto. but if
you practicing..stealing [ even robbing others of their self worth- ]
then...you are a theif. how many tolerate otehrs...when all they do is take,
and ..gives nothing back. oh, there is one lil'more catch....to this scene ,&
its call aging..... ..to wake up.,...and realized..their is no one to
care..for anything you are..well, now do you understand...[to clients] ,the
benefits of changing..wrong ways of thinking....not helping others..but
helping..oneself to be desired by others..for the good things all person can
be!....

wow!....the more i have ...the more impress...iam with the designs
made from up above...of a "system"...that not only support life....but down
right promoting happiness. . to me...this what's wdw set up....how
much more life can be...when you interact with others..for
positive outcomes...* it works elsewhere too. [ when we decided to build a
new house..i went knocking on people doors..& thats how we found ..our
land~ ..looking for a bride..ever watch 7 brides..for 7 brothers?
some good tips... . you know? for anything..to have meanings?
one much add their feelings..real?..

wt..i'm working on our pics... ...unfort...gotta go back...to my
.."gravy" job.

..& not to forget..all the lil'darlings...here!

 

[UtahMama]

Dont talk negative of Meatloaf.........still my favorite......well so is OZZY .....they were supposed to come back to Maine cause he had the flu at the beginning of the month.......I would go see him in a heartbeat.....but Meatloaf is still top on my list.......and the EAGLES.......who would not see the Eagles.....I would go in another heatbeat......I am using up all my heartbeats...

Meatloaf, OZZY, Eagles??? I can SO see you flicking your BIC at their concerts!

Yeah sure, that's what all the people on the internet with digital cameras say. But you let your guard down just once, and pretty soon you find yourself competing against Britney's latest meltdown on the YouTube.

So you'll just have to make due with a mental picture that's sure to burn deep down into your retina (retinae? retinas?).

BTW, I rent (OK, it's a lease-to-own with a balloon payment) my Vaseline, thankyouverymuch. Hmpph. Also, the spandex jumpsuit's not really mine. But dad hasn't asked for it back yet.

Mmmmmm, USED Vaseline! GDiddy, THAT would be one heckuva tag!!! (I just threw up a little)

Oh, great, you saw my mama-breakdown from last WDW trip on You Tube? GREAT!

1. I speak only the truth about my imaginary friends. GoDaddy looks like Johnny Depp with the chiseled abs of Matthew McConaughey. He is perfectly normal and nice. *watching for lightening as I type*

2. Hey that Chik Fil A didn't fill me up for lunch. I need sustenance! Are you making fun of my addiction again? Cuz I've got a smiley for you. I just don't want to get banned for using it.



Hello? Mrs. KAMommy? Yes, this is babynurse from the internet. That's right. The computer. Tell us how you feel about GoDaddy? Who? Oh, I'm sorry, allow me to clarifytmbbn I mean Patrick. What's he REALLY like? Crazy? That's zackly what I thought. Thank you for your time.



Got something on your nose there L.

ETA: PUMBA don't use all of your heartbeats!!

OH MY GOSH, you are bringing the funny today!

I had a huge cheeseburger today and had to eat it bunless with a fork and knife. I gave up my fries too. NO white carbs for me!
The Bun and Fries are the Devil!!!!!!

Everybody shaves so there should be plenty of flavors.

Shave? ON PURPOSE??????

 

[TwinkieMama]

Smashing Pumpkins

I like Smashing Pumpkins. In fact I am a fan of all bands in the Gerund Noun genre that was so popular in the 90s.

 

[babynurse1]

BBN, don't you have a baby goat to adopt or sumpn?

Hey lace-curtain, don't you have a nor'easter to prepah fah? Or have you gone frickin hoopie?

 

[NAB]

Pumba-- I love Meatloaf too. Paradise By the Dash Board Light was on in the car and Nicholas, truly thinks it is about baseball....

UMA -- you have more will power then me. I want my bun with that cheeseburger. And not a whole wheat one either.

Mony-- on your running. Even if you had to get GoDaddy a beer.

 

[Sandy321]

I'm so confused!!

This computer really hates to load - I have tried deleting cookies, and deleting temp internet files - then I get the whirring of the fan, it over heats, and I have to shut down -

I have been posting on the event/comp thread - aldisnygrl too - we're on teams and the competiton - No the CHALLENGE begins Friday - so I've spent too much time working on the team 5 -

I hope dh will come home with his computer and no actual work so I can log on and get to work on the Scrabble games - so sorry about that (and I cant figure out, are there 2 threads now??? )

I can read, but many times posting isnt happening!!

very frustrating from a chatty person btw!!

dont forget me please...

I'm sorry!!

*sniff

*sniff

 

[pumba]

Nab.......listen to this one

I took care of my best friends two daughters while she attended nursing school...I had two kids also....a boy and a girl......so......when hubby was in the service he got one of those big reel to reel tape players.......SONY ....huge.....so we had recorded some songs and Paradise by the Dashboard light was on this.......so the kids would take the microphone and sing along with this group......and one of my friends daughters could do the in between song so GOOD.....the heavy breathing one......and dahhhhhhh.being so stupid like I was.....never ever thought that the song was not good for kids......UNTIL after they were in high school and someone took my Meatloaf Album....I mean my prize possession......sooooooooo .....(I found the album at my neighbors house two years ago..so it is home where it belongs).......so back to this story.....I was sitting at a store and all the words of Meatloafs songs were in this booklet.....so I got it and OMG I was in shock......Called my friend who lives elsewhere and said .......I was your childrens caregiver and I messed up......and we laughed till we could no longer breathe.....SOOOOOOO Meatloaf is my favorite still ......but not for young kids to sing together in my living room...

 

[pumba]

Sandy......take the side of your computer off to let it cool off better....

 

[pumba]

OMG.....Elton John is coming at the end of February.........tickets go on sale Friday at noon.......now if that was ROD STEWART I would be the first in line.....Sir Elton is a great singer but can yu believe the mob that will be there.....

 

[UtahMama]

I just updated! Just so you know

Elton JOHN???? Wow, how COOL!!!!! I think you should go Pumba!

 

[NAB]

That is funny Pumba. Hubby and I love dancing to that song.

Sandy-- we could never forget you. Hope you get to use Hubby's computer tonight.

It is raining here tonight and 41 degrees. We are almost having Florida weather

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Hey everyone!

Lexi and Goofydad, WB!

WT, the front door was locked!

Another forecast week, but I packed it in for tonight.

Just saw a rather stout lady in the opening of AI wearing a tshirt that said:

"I BEAT ANOREXIA" There is a positive attitude!

Gotta go get some dinner now, making potatoes with butter and sour cream.... maybe I should have some asparagus with that

 

[DonaldTDuck]

DTD - You were in my backyard. Next time you come to Athens, tell me, and I'll fix you up with some better accomodations. Lawler's is the BEST!! Hope you give AL another try. My DH and son love Popeye's too. Me, not so much.

Going to Mobile for our conference tourney in March. But that's a looong way from Athens. I travel a lot with basketball.

Welcome back, lex.
I tried to read your TR DTD, but I think I was scared of sports talk. So I'll just say Cafe du monde is yum!

Hi to everyone else!

I only mentioned the scores of the games, not the play by play. Although we played a team using the 1-2-2 defense and.... WAKE UP CELERY.

I'm like a bad penny, or the creepy guy who lives at the end of the street... Maybe I shouldn't have admitted that last part.
But really, I didn't want to look at your model boats. Or those pictures. Can I go home now?"


"Axl who?!?" GoofyDad sputters...
You ARE a Hoosier! I was a Hoosier! Axl was also a HOOSIER (he grew up in Lafayette)! Beyond that, eh. Except for the fact that if I keep practicing GH2 he might pick me for whatever version of GnR he's currently working through. Although just about every other person in my age-range would be more appropriate than me for that gig.

But here's a little secret: The spandex jumpsuit goes on a lot easier with a dab of Vaseline. You can quote me on that.

And the wind keeps blowing your Indiana weather down here (it sounds identical to what we've got).

Yeah, Axl was a Hoosier, but Mr. Depp was born in Kentucky. I think we win.
My trailer is about to blow away, so I better get off here. 60 mph winds are rather unsettling. And something just hit the side, so later Moovers.

 

[aldisneygrl]

Going to Mobile for our conference tourney in March. But that's a looong way from Athens. I travel a lot with basketball.


I only mentioned the scores of the games, not the play by play. Although we played a team using the 1-2-2 defense and.... WAKE UP CELERY.


Yeah, Axl was a Hoosier, but Mr. Depp was born in Kentucky. I think we win.
My trailer is about to blow away, so I better get off here. 60 mph winds are rather unsettling. And something just hit the side, so later Moovers.

Well, if you pass thru N. AL again on your way to any tourneys, let me know.

I wish you were my son's basketball coach. This was his first year, after playing six years of hockey (he's 14). Their record, sit down first DTD, is 0-11! Yes, that's right, they have won NO games at all! I don't think their coach has ever coached before, and my son had never played before, so I guess we were doomed from the start.

Ok, Cel, you can wake up now!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR, programming got preempted AGAIN for primary results.

Which would be fine for a quick update on who ended where. But NOOOOOOOO, They have to show a half hour speech by Rudy Guliani, who lost!

Can't I just hear this on the news or read in the paper tomorrow

Here are the results: xx Democrat, yy Republican, Amendment passed yes/no

Read details on the website if you want to!
Drives me NUTS!

 

[lalijack]

Hey lace-curtain, don't you have a nor'easter to prepah fah? Or have you gone frickin hoopie?

Hey, nursey, that's nor'eastah ta prepayah fah. What ah ya, ah forennah?

Did somebody watch The Departed recently? (There's that smiley again.)