GoofyDad869
<font color=teal>More fun than a Barrel o' Monkeys
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1. I speak only the truth about my imaginary friends. GoDaddy looks like Johnny Depp with the chiseled abs of Matthew McConaughey. He is perfectly normal and nice. *watching for lightening as I type*
2. Hey that Chik Fil A didn't fill me up for lunch. I need sustenance! Are you making fun of my addiction again? Cuz I've got a smiley for you. I just don't want to get banned for using it.
Hello? Mrs. KAMommy? Yes, this is babynurse from the internet. That's right. The computer. Tell us how you feel about GoDaddy? Who? Oh, I'm sorry, allow me to clarifytmbbn I mean Patrick. What's he REALLY like? Crazy? That's zackly what I thought. Thank you for your time.
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Got something on your nose there L.
ETA: PUMBA don't use all of your heartbeats!!
Yeah, you better watch out for that lightning. EVERYBODY knows that Johnny Depp is just too fine-featured (meaning "girly") to bear a true resemblance to me. My face is much closer to Brad Pitt's. In fact, this one time, I almost caused a riot at the mall. But the newspapers just focused on the machete - they said NADA about my resemblence to movie actors (who shall remain nameless) who are married to Angelina Jolie and have adopted children out of most third-world countries and planets in the near solar system. I think he-who-shall-remain-unmentioned's lawyers put a big-ol' kibosh on that one, especially the fact that I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Will the Real Brad Pitt Please Stand Up?" on it.
Me and Brad. When I watch the "Oceans" movies I just shake my head. It's scary. Really. Like looking in the mirror.
By the way, I predict big things for that Johnny Depp fellow. After his performance in "21 Jump Street", I bet he could really get into the role of a psychopathic singing barber. Just a suggestion. It's not like he'd ever listen to the likes of me. Even though I look like a movie star, I really have no contact with *that* world and lifestyle. Anymore.
By the way (I know it's the second "by the way" - each post can have up to two, so I have not exceeded my quota), there was a Matthew McConahey (like I give a crap about proper spelling) in my neck of the woods recently (last fall). He was supposedly doing some hiking / rock climbing in the Smokies and was spotted in a local Subway. Cherie (KAMommy) and her friend Brooke quickly formed a posse, but alas, he had escaped successfully before they got there.