Monica and Pumba - I hope you both are feeling better.

I would be scared to hug you, but it's a cyber hug, so it's ok.
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Marita...enlighten me on the grocery store aversion, please. I don't get it. You hate cooking? Or you hate grocery shopping? Or some combo thereof?
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Moo...haven't made it to the library yet.
3. About 3 people turned to me and said "Pollyanna???"

SERIOUSLY, who doesn't know who Pollyanna is??! Most people knew but those 3 must be losers.
1. I know you skim, but Marita doesn't like ANYTHING unless it involves bum laying, her laptop, a glass of wine and a cigarette. Hehehehe.
Marita - Ack! What are you going to do on the cruise? Do they allow smoking anywhere?
2. GET TO A LIBRARY! WORK ON YOUR REWRITE! YOU ARE GRADUATING, MISSY, EVEN IF I HAVE TO COME UP THERE AND FORCE YOU TO WALK THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. OhMyGosh! Pot? It's Kettle. YOU'RE BLACK!
1. In all fairness, Caleb is my clone. He can't help it. He got all the Sunnybrook genes.
2. But why does Jordan aka "Kinky Kitty Kat" even know my celery induced knickname is babycow. Does anybody else find it funny that a 19 yr. old Utahian just knicknamed me "veal"? I can't wrap my brain around this internet stuff.
1. Speaking of Caleb - how old is he? And do you have 4 kids? I ask because my friend Lisa that I carpool with was telling me all about watching Trauma in the ER, so of COURSE I had to tell her of the woes of Caleb this weekend and how they tried to kick you out of the room while they worked on him - and she wanted to know how old he was and how many kids you have. Just to make it fair, she has twin girls - 5 years - Genesis and Destiny.
2. Amazingly enough, I consider you guys closer to me than my "real" friends. I've met Kinky Kitty Kat. To me it's not weird at all that Wendy told Jordan "By the way, Celery calls BBN babycow." I tell people in my real life about you guys all the time (as seen by the Trauma in Mamacan'tfindya story). Of course, since I've met most of you guys, it doesn't seem as weird. Plus my mom stalks all of us, so when I do talk to her, it's inevitably about y'all. Or someone I haven't seen since I was 5.
Anyway, the point is, y'all are a huge part of my life.
And I love you!
2. L? You still under the window? I think it's time to come stalk me for awhile...post haste, she's starting to sound dangerous!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yes, Big L - go stalk our poor Peej. (And make her do her paper while you're at it!)
So I'll be walking Emily out on the floor tonight.
1. I can NOT believe she is just in 8th grade! Goodness gracious!
2. I went to a gay club this weekend and I was in the women's bathroom and saw a "girl" with Mimi's haircut! I was like "Look! It's a not so pretty mimi!" It was only after talking to this "girl" for 10 minutes that I realized it's a boy. Hehehehehe. It was kinda weird.
1. One little guy raised his hand and said "is this going to be the Robin Hood with the men in tights?"
2. p.s. The other students my age knew who Pollyanna was. It was the "older" people who were clueless.
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I watched that this weekend. I bet he did too.
2. What do you mean "OLDER?" are they students or not? The sad part to me is they are about to graduate - and are allegedly devoting their lives to the education of our youth, yet they obviously know nothing of children's literature! Very sad, indeed!
