Monster Under My Drivers Seat!!!! AGGHHHH!!!

[CaliforniaDreaming]

That is TOO funny!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I seriously think this post should be awarded something. I have started a thread to nominate the OP. please join me in this recognition

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I can't believe I waited so long to read this.

 

[Sthronds]

Funniest thing I have read in a long time!
I printed it and passed it around at work. Now my secret is out. . .I read and post at work! Yikes!

 

[Kitty 34]

Your story was hilarius!!!!

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

I know this probably wasn't funny at the time but the image it conjures up made me laugh almost as hard as the original post.

:snicker:
Poor Bob (my stepdad) was in his bathrobe too (that was why he was doing laundry..no clean clothes). He still doesn't think it was funny...we do though. My cousin Jaison even found a stuffed opposum at a taxidermist and periodically leaves it on the front seat of Bob's truck to freak him out LOL.

 

[mbw12]

OMG....I would have freaked!!!!!!! Very funny and scary at the same time!!!

 

[mom23boys]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read.

I agree, I could never drive that van again.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[RitaZ.]

Thanks for the visual and the laughs!

 

[MELSMICE]

 

[j's m]

Great story, you're a great writer, I really needed that story to make me laugh.

But I have one question. Since you let him out of the car, where in New Jersey are you? Just in case I leave my car door open?

 

[JimFitz]

Hi everyone, thanks for the great comments. Well all I can say is that the car is now clean, the smell is gone and my son Jack (one of my 3yr old twins) thinks that daddy runs away from rabbits.

He tells the preschool teacher his version of our escapade yesterday and when my wife picked the boys up, the preschool teacher smiles at my wife and says "I hear daddy is afraid of rabbits". My wife had to explain that it was a possum with razor sharp teeth and huge claws! !! She left out the part where I wrestled it to the ground, but I reminder her to tell the teacher on Monday.

Oh, who am I kidding!!! It could have been a field mouse and I still would have been screaming!

Thanks for all the laughs in this thread.

 

[mrsheppo]

Too darn funny!!

 

[Pam]

The do bite but are unlikely to carry rabies although it is possible: http://www.possumrescue.com/questions2.htm
http://www.massaudubon.org/Nature_Connection/wildlife/index.php?subject=Mammals&id=71

Trust me - it is possible. A friend had to go through a series of painful rabies shots in his stomach after being bit by a possum!

 

[T.E. Yeary]

That was a really good one!!!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

my son Jack (one of my 3yr old twins) thinks that daddy runs away from rabbits.

 

[Mishetta]

The story was very funny & I laughed but still had some control. It wasn't until I noticed your tags that I completely lost it & almost went into a full blown asthma attack from laughing!!

Glad all turned out well & I'll be passing this story around too!

 

[Tenorsinging]

WOW!!! I've been tagged!!!!

Pardon my ignorance, I am new, what does being tagged mean?

Lynne

 

[mamajoan]

:snicker:
Poor Bob (my stepdad) was in his bathrobe too (that was why he was doing laundry..no clean clothes). He still doesn't think it was funny...we do though. My cousin Jaison even found a stuffed opposum at a taxidermist and periodically leaves it on the front seat of Bob's truck to freak him out LOL.

ok your cuz is to darn funny!!! OMG!!!! Poor Bob!!


Look out Fitz... you never know if the wife reads this thread you may be seeing an opposum again!!!!

btw... I told your story to my dh, my dd, dsil.. hec anyone who would listen..
God Love ya Mr. Fitz!!! You brightened many days!!!

 

[krissy2803]

This post really deserves a BUMP!