An angry angel: Oh come on Sparky, you aren't REALLY going to write ME a ticket, are you?
Bewildered public servant who does not deserve such abuse: Excuse me, Ma'am??!!
Angel: Oh, I'm so sorry (running a finger along the badge) Officer Sparky.
I just assumed it was your name because your eyes are so smoldering. (with the mandatory batting of eyelashes, naturally)
Poor cop: Yes, Ma'am. Please drive more carefully and have a good day.