Monday Morning Riddle

alabamaalan said:
An angry angel: Oh come on Sparky, you aren't REALLY going to write ME a ticket, are you?

Bewildered public servant who does not deserve such abuse: Excuse me, Ma'am??!!

Angel: Oh, I'm so sorry (running a finger along the badge) Officer Sparky.

I just assumed it was your name because your eyes are so smoldering. (with the mandatory batting of eyelashes, naturally)

Poor cop: Yes, Ma'am. Please drive more carefully and have a good day.
:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao:
I wonder how my ::cop: DH would deal with that :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao:
 
SleepingBeautyDreamr said:
Yep, I even just edited my pp to show it :teeth:

Gotta love cops :love: Or atleast I do since I married one :rotfl:
Ya think? :rotfl:
 
L107ANGEL said:
Your DH is a cop? :bitelip: I love cops :cheer2:

Apparently they like you also.

I could never be in law enforcement. I would be far too likely to kill someone if I was armed and had to take the crap they get. ;)

However, I am appreciative that he does it. ::yes::
 
alabamaalan said:
Apparently they like you also.

I could never be in law enforcement. I would be far too likely to kill someone if I was armed and had to take the crap they get. ;)

However, I am appreciative that he does it. ::yes::
Thats going in the notebook :rolleyes1
 
That won't bother me. I can't read anyway.

I utilize an English to redneck heiroglyphic program here at work, but it would be useless on a notebook.
 
alabamaalan said:
That won't bother me. I can't read anyway.

I utilize an English to redneck heiroglyphic program here at work, but it would be useless on a notebook.
I might need one of them heiroglyphic programs myself :rotfl:
 
alabamaalan said:
That won't bother me. I can't read anyway.

I utilize an English to redneck heiroglyphic program here at work, but it would be useless on a notebook.

and yet you pretend not to understand what I am saying......
 
Happy Monday, everyone. I'm IN (at least I think I am. I'm not postive I'm right) but I got lucky because that word wasn't even in my vocabulary until a couple years ago.

Thank goodness for Roller Coaster Tycoon!
 
TwinkieMama said:
and yet you pretend not to understand what I am saying......

Well, it's good but it can't do everything he can do.

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That whole KY pronunciation is throwing it off.
 
alabamaalan said:
Well, it's good but it can't do everything he can do.

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That whole KY pronunciation is throwing it off.
Ok, who is that?
 
*sigh* You poor non-geek.

He is a member of the Continuum and wonderfully portrayed by actor John de Lancie.

He was god-like in abilities and wreaked havoc upon the crew of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
 
alabamaalan said:
*sigh* You poor non-geek.

He is a member of the Continuum and wonderfully portrayed by actor John de Lancie.

He was god-like in abilities and wreaked havoc upon the crew of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Was that a compliment :rotfl:
 
alabamaalan said:
*sigh* You poor non-geek.

He is a member of the Continuum and wonderfully portrayed by actor John de Lancie.

He was god-like in abilities and wreaked havoc upon the crew of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
So does it make me a geek that I could tell he was from Star Trek just by looking at the picture? I never watch any of those stupid shows, but I could tell just by what he was wearing (even though you can hardly see it. I don't know. Maybe I saw him on a Star Trek commercial or something :confused3 )
 
Hi dragony brattyboy.....nah..that doesnt make you a geek!

I think you are just a geek naturally! :teeth: :banana:



People, it's taking so long to get to the wooo hoooty that it's not even gonna be worth it when we get there! ;)
 
HI Donna! How are you? I haven't seen you in a while. I wanted to add you to my Christmas card list, if you'll PM me your address!
 
firstmickey said:
Hi dragony brattyboy.....nah..that doesnt make you a geek!

I think you are just a geek naturally! :teeth: :banana:



People, it's taking so long to get to the wooo hoooty that it's not even gonna be worth it when we get there! ;)
Its always worth it ;)
 
I'll add a post just for the sake of getting closer to woo hooty.

Plus, I'm getting close to 1,000 posts and I wonder if it'll be in this thread, where I've contributed maybe 100 posts, or on the VMK board where I've contributed the other 895 :confused3

Oh, and another win for the Ravens! :woohoo:
 












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