Monday Morning Riddle

HELP Does anyone have caffine? I am stuggling to keep my eyes open and I don't get off work till 5:15 :(
 
Hi, I'm feeling really sad, because I feel totally clueless about this whole riddle thing. Can I have a really strong, in fact extra strong mint please? I would like to join in each day, but so far keep looking blankly at these riddles.... maybe if I could work out one I'd get some confidence.
 

Donna, you do tend to go through men awfully quickly..that's all she's sayin :rolleyes1

Twinkiemama, I'd love some yaller cAke, but I have no idea what you are saying with that accent, after all. ;)
 
Thank you, now I know what I'll be doing before I go to work tomorrow lol
 
Hello all! I believe I am in. I have been out all day -- trying to get Christmas shopping done. I'm this close!! :banana: :banana:
 
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firstmickey said:
HEY stranger!!!!!!!!!


:welcome: to the riddle, Bright....can we call you Sparky? ;)
PSA!!!!! When trying to get out of a ticket, never ever call the cop Sparky :rolleyes:
 
L107ANGEL said:
PSA!!!!! When trying to get out of a ticket, never ever call the cop Sparky :rolleyes:


Geez, now I have to think of a new strategy if I ever get pulled over! ;) :rolleyes: :teeth: :rotfl:
 
An angry angel: Oh come on Sparky, you aren't REALLY going to write ME a ticket, are you?

Bewildered public servant who does not deserve such abuse: Excuse me, Ma'am??!!

Angel: Oh, I'm so sorry (running a finger along the badge) Officer Sparky.

I just assumed it was your name because your eyes are so smoldering. (with the mandatory batting of eyelashes, naturally)

Poor cop: Yes, Ma'am. Please drive more carefully and have a good day.
 
alabamaalan said:
An angry angel: Oh come on Sparky, you aren't REALLY going to write ME a ticket, are you?

Bewildered public servant who does not deserve such abuse: Excuse me, Ma'am??!!

Angel: Oh, I'm so sorry (running a finger along the badge) Officer Sparky.

I just assumed it was your name because your eyes are so smoldering. (with the mandatory batting of eyelashes, naturally)

Poor cop: Yes, Ma'am. Please drive more carefully and have a good day.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
 



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