Ah, the MK swan boats. Summer of 80' I was with the summer college program and so excited with all my friends to be working at MK for the summer. (At that time there was only MK and River Country.) Welll, Once there WDW said they wanted me to be a 'swan boat girl'

I was sooooo disappointed because all my friends were assigned to the more glamorous attractions and I was stuck on a boat shaped like a bird that no one ever rode. Plus I had to adorn a hideous sailor uniform with a pleated skirt (not on these hips!) I mean how was I ever to look cool wearing that get up? Plus the attraction closed at 5pm (dusk) and all my friends worked till 10:00pm. To make a long story short, I cried big ol' alligator tears and they switched me over to the Tiki Birds and I was happy ever after.
p.s. I still have nightmares about that pleated skirt though...lol