Mixed Nuts - Part 3

[jonestavern]

Vero Beach!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

You know you wouldn't like that!

I wouldn't like it or you wouldn't like it?
Good morning, Nuts. Hope it's a great one.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Naughty Liz! You need a spankin'!

Team Spankmeister I see is following close behind

Is that an offer?

I forgot to tell you guys yesterday...my hairdresser also told me that she thinks I can pass for 20 years old! I don't know what to make of that...I don't mind looking younger, but that's TOO young at this point.

 

[jonestavern]

Is that an offer?

I forgot to tell you guys yesterday...my hairdresser also told me that she thinks I can pass for 20 years old! I don't know what to make of that...I don't mind looking younger, but that's TOO young at this point.

This sets you up sweet for marrying a dirty, old rich guy!

The 1st one's for love, the 2nd for $$$!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

This sets you up sweet for marrying a dirty, old rich guy!

The 1st one's for love, the 2nd for $$$!

You know, I joke that the 2nd time around, you have to look for someone old, with at least a six-figure bank account, no family (so no one to contest the inheritance), and a bad heart. But I honestly could not do it. I'm not a gold-digger.

Besides, I didn't marry for love the first time anyway. Thought I did, but I know better now. I'm calling that my practice marriage - you know, like the PSATs?

 

[jonestavern]

You know, I joke that the 2nd time around, you have to look for someone old, with at least a six-figure bank account, no family (so no one to contest the inheritance), and a bad heart. But I honestly could not do it. I'm not a gold-digger.

Besides, I didn't marry for love the first time anyway. Thought I did, but I know better now. I'm calling that my practice marriage - you know, like the PSATs?

Oh! Like pancakes: the first one never turns out right & gets the bin!

<sigh> Unfortunately for me all the old, rich dudes are my age & Republicans!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Oh! Like pancakes: the first one never turns out right & gets the bin!

<sigh> Unfortunately for me all the old, rich dudes are my age & Republicans!

'Zackly.

I mean about the pancakes.

And for me, the saying about "All the good ones are either married, gay, or dead" is true.

 

[jonestavern]

'Zackly.

I mean about the pancakes.

And for me, the saying about "All the good ones are either married, gay, or dead" is true.

I figured out (much tooooo late) that the marraige/relationship market is much like a game of Musical Chairs~

Look for a new love in the 40-50 age range. Just beware of prenups & excess baggage

 

[Goofster57]

Good Morning Nutters,

Hope every one is having a good day.


As for me

I'm having one of those days

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Goofster...

1) Page yourself on the intercom. See if anyone realizes.

2) Put your garbage can on the desk and label it "IN BOX."

3) Whever someone asks you for something, ask them if they want fries with it.

4) Get on the intercom, then see if you can successfully play Jingle Bells on the phone buttons.

Anyone else?

 

[Goofster57]

Goofster...

1) Page yourself on the intercom. See if anyone realizes.

2) Put your garbage can on the desk and label it "IN BOX."

3) When ever someone asks you for something, ask them if they want fries with it.

4) Get on the intercom, then see if you can successfully play Jingle Bells on the phone buttons.

Anyone else?

Thanks Liz,
You made me laugh

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Thanks Liz,
You made me laugh

I've actually done the garbage can/In Box thing. My supervisor was not amused. I sure was, though.

 

[jonestavern]

Good Morning Nutters,

Hope every one is having a good day.


As for me

I'm having one of those days

 

[jonestavern]

Let's just call him 'DIS'

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I like the new thread pet but I think we should vote on his name.

 

[CPM]

Goofster...

1) Page yourself on the intercom. See if anyone realizes.

2) Put your garbage can on the desk and label it "IN BOX."

3) Whever someone asks you for something, ask them if they want fries with it.

4) Get on the intercom, then see if you can successfully play Jingle Bells on the phone buttons.

Anyone else?

 

[CPM]

I've actually done the garbage can/In Box thing. My supervisor was not amused. I sure was, though.

That's all that matters! lol I hope your day got better Keith!

 

[CPM]

Is that an offer?

I forgot to tell you guys yesterday...my hairdresser also told me that she thinks I can pass for 20 years old! I don't know what to make of that...I don't mind looking younger, but that's TOO young at this point.

It's never too young!! You should be flattered.

 

[CPM]

The 1st one's for love, the 2nd for $$$!

Darn!! I did it wrong. Where were you when I needed you Jean??

 

[CPM]

Let's just call him 'DIS'

He's not lime green though