Mixed Nuts Part 2

[RobInBigKC]

I had to read that twice because I was totally thinking it was Monday today. I have no idea why. So then I was like "tomorrow evening is Tuesday." Wow. Maybe I need to go to bed.

Oops. My bad. Today is Monday. You missed school.

-- Rob

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oops. My bad. Today is Monday. You missed school.

-- Rob

Dangit. I'll pay for that. So why was there church going on when I went today? Wassup with that? Was that just special just for me?

 

[jonestavern]

Hi Peej, MDF, Rob & Blue!

Rob! Good to see you back! I was about to ask a certain BN to go out & lasso you!

Blue Sorry I missed you! And you have been missed!

My dog is a little under the weather, but is feeling a bit better.
As per DIS advice, I put him in the hot, steamy bathroom & it really seems to have helped.
Gotta LOVE THE DIS!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I Don't Like Mondays (tell me why...)

Anyway...my mother started her new job today. She cried because she has to leave her dog (I'm serious - she actually petted Tara, started crying, and said, "I'm going to miss you, sweetie!").

I think a work friend has a crush on me. This is a bit awkward.

Jean (and anyone else with a nail polish obsession): I've gone Christmas-y with the nails. China Glaze Outta Bounds (shimmery emerald green) with OPI Design (holographic gold) on top.

 

[Goofster57]

Good Morning Nutters,

Well it's another Cool Crisp Day here in Southern California

We got some rain over the weekend and here is what our local mountains look like this morning....

I figure there were a lot of locals calling in sick this morning

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Lovely pictures, Keith! I'm going to encourage you to enter them in a contest, should you find one. Like I said to another friend, you never know...

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

My dog is a little under the weather, but is feeling a bit better.
As per DIS advice, I put him in the hot, steamy bathroom & it really seems to have helped.
Gotta LOVE THE DIS!

The DIS is always full of people willing to help. Granted, half the time they don't know what they're talking about, but they'll offer help regardless! Hope the doggie's feeling better.

Jean (and anyone else with a nail polish obsession): I've gone Christmas-y with the nails. China Glaze Outta Bounds (shimmery emerald green) with OPI Design (holographic gold) on top.

Ooohhh...how festive!! My friend's birthday is on Saturday and she's never had a manicure. You just made me realize what I should get her. Manicures Saturday afternoon, anyone?

Good Morning Nutters,

Well it's another Cool Crisp Day here in Southern California

We got some rain over the weekend and here is what our local mountains look like this morning....

I figure there were a lot of locals calling in sick this morning

Lovely photos, Goofster, thanks for sharing.

How was everyone's Monday? We had a luncheon today at school. Parent volunteers came in and took our kids to lunch and recess which we normally have to do and then they fed us! It was so nice. We got a whole hour without the kids and we normally only get 20 minutes for lunch. It was definitely much appreciated.

 

[disneymom3]

Ummm, Hi! I have to confess that I clicked on this thread by accident, but then the pics of the mountains caught my eye. Goofster--do you live in Riverside county by any chance? Just curious what mountains those are as they look familiar. I grew up in that area.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Hi, Julie. You probably don't remember me but I remember you by the quote from your signature. Nice to see you again.

 

[disneymama73]

Hi Nuts!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Apparently my mother even thinks I have a reputation. She just walked in and said, "You're watching Mary Poppins??? YOU???"

It's a good movie!

 

[blue_river]

Hello my favourite little nutters!!!!!!!!

I've missed you all a whole bunch

I wish someone could give me a quick update of what I've missed. It would make things so much easier.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Hi Nuts!

Hey, Michele! How ya been?

Apparently my mother even thinks I have a reputation. She just walked in and said, "You're watching Mary Poppins??? YOU???"

It's a good movie!

Mary Poppins is a great movie. That's all there is to it. I seriously think anyone could like that movie if they tried.

Hello my favourite little nutters!!!!!!!!

I've missed you all a whole bunch

I wish someone could give me a quick update of what I've missed. It would make things so much easier.

Hello my favoUrite little blue!!!! Missed you too. I'd love to give you a synopsis but sadly I have to be heading to bed. I worked on a project for like 2 1/2 hours tonight. It's due Wednesday and it's nowhere near done and it's stressing me out. So I need to sleep! Leave me with a profound thought to wake up to...got it?

Night, Nuts.

 

[blue_river]

Hello my favoUrite little blue!!!! Missed you too.

Aww. You're such a sweety

I'd love to give you a synopsis but sadly I have to be heading to bed. I worked on a project for like 2 1/2 hours tonight. It's due Wednesday and it's nowhere near done and it's stressing me out. So I need to sleep! Leave me with a profound thought to wake up to...got it?

Oh no. Good luck with the project! Stop DISing and you'll find you have more time to work on projects (just some motherly advice- heh heh)

Some profound thoughts for you:

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, who don't sheep shrink?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?



Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?



What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?



Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?



Is it possible to be totally partial?



What's another word for thesaurus?



When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?



If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?



Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?



Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream?



Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?



Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?



When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?



Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?



If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?



What was the best thing before sliced bread?



How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins?



What is the speed of dark?



How come you never hear about gruntled employees?



What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?



After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?



If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?



What's another word for synonym?



If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?



Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11?



How can there be self-help groups?



Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?



Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?



If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why are there interstate highways is Hawaii?



Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?



Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?



Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?



Where are preparations A through G?



If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?



When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?



When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there staring at the carpet?



Have a great day tomorrow Peanut

 

[RobInBigKC]

I wish someone could give me a quick update of what I've missed. It would make things so much easier.

Simple, Blue -- you've missed me! (a lot too)



-- Rob

 

[LBelle]

Me thinks our little Blue is a little bored!!!!!

I've missed you!!!!

 

[LBelle]

Simple, Blue -- you've missed me! (a lot too)



-- Rob

Just smile and nod, Heidi. Smile and nod.

 

[blue_river]

Simple, Blue -- you've missed me! (a lot too)



-- Rob

I'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humour buddy

 

[blue_river]

Me thinks our little Blue is a little bored!!!!!

No - not bored. I finally have some real DIS time

I've missed you!!!!

I've missed you too! It's been forever since we've talked

 

[blue_river]

Just smile and nod, Heidi. Smile and nod.