Mixed Nuts Part 2

[LBelle]

There were tigers everywhere I turned. And I've already heard all about the game. My dad and my baby sister went. I know this will be endlessly difficult to believe, but my baby sister LOVES football. She called me and told me about the game. I listened and pretended to care. Now that, my friends, is a good big sister.

Sorry about your crappy day, Cheryl. I'll give you a hug and even let you beat me since that apparently helps. Even though I'm sure I'm stronger than you.....
I totally feel your pain on the cellphone thing. That sucks.

Oh...sure. I've had a week from you-know-where and nobody offered to let ME beat them!!!!!

I know when I'm not wanted!!

Buh Bye!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oh...sure. I've had a week from you-know-where and nobody offered to let ME beat them!!!!!

I know when I'm not wanted!!

Buh Bye!!!!

Fine, beat me too. What do I care at this point? Anything for a fellow trollop.

 

[blue_river]

Hey Blue,
We also got a Post card from you over the weekend, that Stitch is such a character....

Just so you know I am still thinking about how I am going to use that information I uncovered..

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'm heading to bed. Night, Nuts.

 

[blue_river]

Jean, if this sad smiley was because I didn't send you a postcard, I'm very sorry. I posted on nuts before I left that if anyone wanted me to send one to please PM me their address. You didn't

Haven't been posting: all heck is breaking loose: the music I had scheduled for the event in Oct has had health problems (not life & death, but she's a singer & her voice has not recovered from a bout of illness ).
We pay very little (most of our performers donate their services) & with such short notice, well, you can imagine how hairy the whole thing is getting

Oh no! Sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out okay

 

[blue_river]

Dear, I'm certainly the WRONG person to be asking about 'panties'!!!!!!!

Ain't that the truth

 

[blue_river]

On what? You just got back from vacation, you're supposed to be refreshed and on top of things!

On TR's and on nuts but I'm finally catching up and then I'm off tomorrow and I plan on doing nothing but play online (and maybe a little housework)

 

[blue_river]

I am very useful, darn it! I have the most important job around here: being sweet and nice so as to preserve our image!

You're doing a fabulous job trollop

 

[blue_river]

Okay, here is tonight's whine. I'm in a really bad mood. It figures too because there are lots of new posts and I'm just not in a DIS mood.

When I signed up for our phone plan I gave myself unlimited texts and DH got 500.
We get the bill and I went wayyyy over. Okay, how do you go over on unlimited texts you ask? That's what I asked. I guess they mixed it up and gave DH (who never texts) unlimited and me the 500. I have never noticed, because I guess I never went over the 500, which I find hard to believe.

So, it was my word against their word about the plan. I leave Sprint and go to a meeting at school. Run to the bathroom and out pops my phone from my pocket as I was flushing the toilet. Yes, it went down the toilet! Unreal. I have no idea how I'm getting back all those numbers. All my cute pix and flix, gone.
Now I have to tell DH, did you hear him yell from here?? I have to go back to the Sprint store after arguing with them all morning, tell them what I did and get a new freaking phone. They didn't even have the same one that I just bought 6 months ago, so I have to learn a new one. I already hate it.

Then I go to sign onto the computer and AOL says that I have an invalid account. Great, no phone numbers and no email addys, I'm about to go crazy. lol
I finally get through to AOL after 55 minutes on hold, so you know how annoyed I am by now. It turns out it was just a "Glitch" on AOL tonight.

I need wine, but I have none, so I guess I will go eat some ice-cream now.
Bye.

OH NOOOOOOOOO.

That totally sucks Cheryl.

You need a few of these

We're out of wine also

 

[blue_river]

Hi Lisa! Hi Cheryl! Hi Blue! Hi PJ! Hi to any lurkers!

Helloooooooooooo!!!!

Gee, you're not around much anymore
What's up with that?

 

[LBelle]

Sorry...had to go say goodnight to Jeff!!!

Now I'm tired too

Nighty night!!!!

Get your dirty minds out of the gutters!!!!!

 

[blue_river]

I know when I'm not wanted!!

You know I WANT ya

 

[blue_river]

I'm heading to bed. Night, Nuts.

Good night Peanut.

Sorry we didn't get to chat. I had to get caught up

BUT - I'll have plenty of free time tomorrow

 

[blue_river]

Sorry...had to go say goodnight to Jeff!!!

Now I'm tired too

Nighty night!!!!

Get your dirty minds out of the gutters!!!!!

Someone once said to me "move over, it's crowded in here"

G'night Lisa!!! Sleep well.

 

[Goofster57]

Someone once said to me "move over, it's crowded in here"

G'night Lisa!!! Sleep well.

We're going to have to find a bigger gutter

 

[blue_river]

We're going to have to find a bigger gutter

I wonder how many nuts you can fit in a gutter?

 

[blue_river]

Fine, beat me too. What do I care at this point? Anything for a fellow trollop.

HEY! PJ hit the 8000th Post on Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jonestavern]

Dear, I'm certainly the WRONG person to be asking about 'panties'!!!!!!!

Okay....

Quick! I'm channeling..channeling..yep! It's Rob!

He would like you to elaborate, Lisa!

...and if you do go all descriptive, let me know if you still can get PMs!

You must earn Tavern Wench status!!!!!

I'm a wench!!

I'm a wench!!!

I'm a Tavern Wench and YOU'RE NOT!!!!!

Yeah, Having second thoughts now......


I want to try out for the "skeevy greasy medieval drunkards"

I already have the costume....

Nice costume Keith!

Awwwww - are you missing me Jean bean?

Mais oui, ma cher cephalopod!

Oooh, I'll sing...Pssst. guess what I learned when I met Knickerbocker.... she REALLY DOES LOVE SPAM!!!!!

Haggis: an ancient form of SPAM, but w/o the chemical perservatives & a lovely bagpiping/sword tradition!

Seems to me SPAM deserves a ceremony, too! Thoughts???

Even though Pixie is a singer, can she wear a tavern wench outfit also?

Don't we all really love Spam?

-- Rob

Why of course Pixie can wear a tavern wench costume
Yes! We all love SPAM!

Aw, Jean Genie...

Okay...what the heck are you freaks talking about around here??????

Spam??

Red-headed tavern Wenches????

Singing???

Butt grabbing doctors????

I'm soooo confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PJ...will you kindly splain this all to me!!!!

I am very useful, darn it! I have the most important job around here: being sweet and nice so as to preserve our image!

I'm feeling dizzy, faint...

Okay, here is tonight's whine. I'm in a really bad mood. It figures too because there are lots of new posts and I'm just not in a DIS mood.

When I signed up for our phone plan I gave myself unlimited texts and DH got 500.
We get the bill and I went wayyyy over. Okay, how do you go over on unlimited texts you ask? That's what I asked. I guess they mixed it up and gave DH (who never texts) unlimited and me the 500. I have never noticed, because I guess I never went over the 500, which I find hard to believe.

So, it was my word against their word about the plan. I leave Sprint and go to a meeting at school. Run to the bathroom and out pops my phone from my pocket as I was flushing the toilet. Yes, it went down the toilet! Unreal. I have no idea how I'm getting back all those numbers. All my cute pix and flix, gone.
Now I have to tell DH, did you hear him yell from here?? I have to go back to the Sprint store after arguing with them all morning, tell them what I did and get a new freaking phone. They didn't even have the same one that I just bought 6 months ago, so I have to learn a new one. I already hate it.

Then I go to sign onto the computer and AOL says that I have an invalid account. Great, no phone numbers and no email addys, I'm about to go crazy. lol
I finally get through to AOL after 55 minutes on hold, so you know how annoyed I am by now. It turns out it was just a "Glitch" on AOL tonight.

I need wine, but I have none, so I guess I will go eat some ice-cream now.
Bye.

Sheesh, Phone flushing!
In the olden days (before the earth's crust cooled & well before *69 & Caller ID) we used to phone people we didn't like (ex boyfriends, nasty teachers, the police chief) & hold the phone up to the toilet & flush.
We thought this was no end of funny!

Cheryl, this was an expensive & painful flush, but perhaps you hold higher ideals! You were protesting your mistreatment at the hands of the arrogant, callous Sprint representatives; striking a blow against the all powerful, monolith: Corporate America!

Seriously

I think we could all use:

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

On TR's and on nuts but I'm finally catching up and then I'm off tomorrow and I plan on doing nothing but play online (and maybe a little housework)

ENJOY!!!!!!!! I am jealous.

You're doing a fabulous job trollop

You seem to be laughing at me a lot lately and it always seems to have to do with me claiming innocence. What's up with that?

I'm feeling dizzy, faint...

I really can't imagine why.

Have a good Tuesday, all.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Why thanks there Liz, my fellow red-head. I had expected some one to at least compliment me on my....um....beer stein - yeah that's it!

Ever watched Futurama? If so, you'll know what's up with the boot love...

Who said anything about pirates? Me thinks P&J has a pirate fixation!

-- Rob

I noticed...

We're going to have to find a bigger gutter

A bigger gutter just means more room for my dirty mind to branch out...

Blue Bell - Thank you for the postcard! It's on my cubicle wall!

I guess Cheryl's phone is swimming with the fishes now? You know, like...fish funerals? Down the toilet? Seriously, though, I'm sorry.

Got an email from Barnes and Noble this morning - the new Neil Gaiman Absolute Sandman Vol. 2 is available for preorder! Obviously I'm very happy...now to decide which credit card I'm willing to tie up for $71.