Mixed Marriage 2: The Conversion Continues..... now complete

[TwinkieMama]

oh fine, he is a TFHAK

 

[sorul82?]

I leave for a little while to spend some quality time with dear family and friends and what happens....


everyone unleashes their IGR (inner gansta rapper) and jacks my ride!!!!!!


bad DISpeeps, bad, bad


of course to your IGR bad is good...

hmm....

I thought WE were your dear family and friends?

Well, what do you expect when mama leaves the kids home alone?

 

[TwinkieMama]

I thought WE were your dear family and friends?

I meant my other family and friends- the nonDIS ones- the ones that provide the fodder for the reports you love

Well, what do you expect when mama leaves the kids home alone?

well usually at my house it involves diaper rash cream and the carpet.... but I guess this is the virtual equivalent.... at least I don't need to call stanley steamer or poison control....

take your IGRs firmly by the hand and stand clear of the doors

 

[ely3857]

Still lovin' it



Jodie

 

[monymony3471]

Kali River Rapids, in the rain, to make the kid happy, now that's priceless

That's the love of a mother......

 

[DisneyNutMary]

MORE, please

Did you pay dinner prices or lunch prices? Did DS like the Japanese food?

 

[Thinktinknpixiedust]

I think I have done permanant damage! My cheeks will never be the same... I haven't laughed that hard in WAYYYYY too long. I believe the tag fairy is in a deep coma out there because even the tag fairy would have to be reading this! So to the "Snack Rapper" and the other OCDisneyers... let's pray for the tag fairy's quick recovery!

Peace out Homies, its time for some snoozle!!

 

[sorul82?]

I wonder if Snoop Dogg and Sir Mix A Lot would be proud of us?

 

[fizz13]

OMG!! What did you pay? Lunch? Dinner? How will I live till I know? Great writing as always,

 

[sorul82?]

TM, hurry!

 

[aplejax76]

Oh Geez........ Now I need to know if you payed for lunch or dinner.

Yoo Hoo....Ummmm....

Its time for another installment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MagicMe]

Where's the next installment

You wouldn't just leave us hanging this long. would you

 

[UtahMama]

Well?
Do
We
Have
To
Beg
For
More
Hmmm
?





(pleeeeeease)

 

[princesslibby]

It's been over 24 hours. I need some snack food.

 

[sorul82?]

Do you think she ran off to Disney without telling us?

 

[pilferk]

TwinkieMama = Soaking Wet DIS Ambassador to Ireland.

 

[UtahMama]

uh,oh! I think she got scared? Overwelmed? Underwelmed? More likely she got to do laundry and dishes and vacuuming. She probably HAD to feed her kids so they'd stop going to the neighbors to beg for food and spred rumors that mama doesnt feed them anymore...
Maybe she's writing the next installment of her TR and she's drawn a creative blank and she's locked herself in the bathroom huddled in the corner...trying to describe some witty piece of her genious trippie....
Maybe she's on an Alien Green Mickey Paint Chip from Home Depot hunt, since I haven't even gotten near her quadrant of the USA...
OH NO! Maybe she's sick with the stomach flu...or in a coma in the hostpital!!!Poor,poor twinketes...no more mama for them. That puts a damper on the next "holiday" doesn't it.
Whichever, I hope I speak for all your adoring fans...Hope your feeling better, enjoying your clean house, counting your green mickeys, apologized to your neighbors.....and will be back soonly!

LOVE YA!
Utahmama

 

[TheRealMortimerMouse]

luvmyboys,

It has been several years, but I am pretty sure that you still can't go wrong with The Angus Barn on Highway 70 for a great steak. Amedeo's on Western Blvd. has some good italian food, and some of the best lasagna and blue cheese dressing you will ever have if you like either of those.

 

[UtahMama]

What the....??????
Now I'm hungry for cow.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I actually fretted about this quite a bit. Hmmm- more support for the hypothesis that I am, indeed, high maintenance. DH could read my less than princessy expression and asked me what was wrong. I told him so he only rolled his eyes a little bit and told me to go ask. I did. I was mortified. The girl answered me affirmatively so I now I left to sit and wonder if a language barrier was causing a Big Expensive Misunderstanding. Then I started to wonder why we were waiting so long because this place is deader than dead. I really began to get my water hot when a large party came in and was seated immediately. I know I am not the sharpest crayon in the box but it took me several minutes to realize that, of course, they were trying to fill up tables of 8 before seating us. Of course there are not many people waiting to dunch or linner or lupper at about 3 in the afternoon no matter what Bob says. Pretty soon another group joins us and we are seated. I don’t remember anything about this other group (they were all adults and nobody pitched a fit) so I guess they were normal. Or uninteresting. Take your pick.

We ordered the chicken teppan dinner off the kid’s menu for DS- it came with a soft drink in a little plastic cup with a lid. Much like you would receive at any of Applebee’s class of restaurant. Only this one had Disney characters in various ethnic outfits. Look DS a souvenir! DH and I split the steak and shrimp dinner. This was actually a brilliant idea for us because I love the veggies and like a little meat for flavor and DH loves the meat and likes a few veggies for flavor. I also got the salad with the ginger dressing (yum!) that DH hates. Between the two of us we ate every bite of veggies, rice, noodles, mushrooms and meat! We felt perfectly full and not stuffed. We also helped DS finish his chicken. He, of course, ate most of our shrimp. He is a shrimp maniac. Before we left DS asked for our chef to sign his autograph book. The chef got a huge kick out of that.

Earlier in the day, when we were on our search for Disney dollars we had run into Terk and Rafiki in the AK. A few feet later we found Tigger.(Looking back we must have really lucked out and run into them on their way somewhere because we didn’t go through the lines since I had read that they were overcrowded and very slow moving at the time. (Wow, retro pixie dust!)) DS had added those signatures to his book. I made a comment about how Tigger used to be very rare in the MK but he is around quite a bit in the AK because it makes sense for a Tigger to be hanging out in the jungle. DS wanted to know what I meant by “rare” and the ensuing explanation caused him to come down with a pretty severe case of the collecting bug. I know from my life with DH that the causes are both environmental and genetic. I really had no problem with colleting autographs. It does take some time away from your hard core riding but we only think we are thrill seekers. It is a fairly inexpensive Disney collecting hobby but I know think that it is kind of a starter drug- very innocent and sweet but Disney is really just training little children to grow up and get into the whole pin trading cult. Anyway, the chef loved giving DS his autograph. We paid our bill, $36.02 including tip, and left feeling very satisfied. And so the reinvigorated Twinkies, including one 6 year old autograph hound set out to explore the World Showcase…