mine is better than yours: an analogy

Lisa F

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These resort threads are ridiculous. To me, it's like the question "which is better, cheesecake, chocolate cake or ice cream?"

Some people say "this restaurant was much better when there was only one choice, chocolate cake. They REALLY knew how to make a mean chocolate cake back then, served by an army of dancers who did backflips and set off fireworks for each piece of cake served." Other people say "well I love anything chocolate so CLEARLY the chocolate cake is the best but only if you have the BIGGEST PIECE in the dessert case. I MIGHT try out some ice cream IF it is chocolate but ice cream is 167% more expensive for 826% less product."

Then you have the ice cream people who believe that ice cream is the best because there are so many different kinds all closeby in that one little freezer case and who think that chocolate cake is boring, even if it does come in huge pieces and who don't care if the ice cream man is a big clown (some even LIKE the big clown ice cream man).

Then there are the "well I've been waiting to buy some cheesecake for a bazillion years now because clearly cheesecake has the best pool" people (oops, did my analogy become a little too literal there?) who once in a while might like to pop over and have a scoop or two of ice cream but like to say "nyah nyah, you can't have any of my cheesecake" to everyone at the ice cream shop. Just remember, though, cheesecake is also a favorite among ants ;-).

Don't forget the "fresh cut fruit bowl" that wasn't meant to be on the dessert menu at first, but was so popular that it quickly became part of it anyway. It costs as much as the rest of the desserts but has less fat, sugar and calories so all of the cheesecake, chocolate cake and ice cream lovers say "ha ha, you are paying as much for a bowl of FRUIT as we are paying for an ooey gooey delectable dessert" and others say "Yuck, we can eat fruit at HOME!" but the fruit bowl lovers reply "we LIKE the fruit bowl because it is unique among desserts on the dessert menu."

We won't even talk about the well-known desserts that have made it to the "day old" rack at a discount even though they are just as delicious as the other desserts, but my point is that to read some of the resort bickering, one might think that people are trying to choose between a root canal or a tax audit. It's ALL DESSERT! I wish the "worst case scenario" in everything I do is like the "worst case scenario" of staying at your least favorite DVC resort.

I may prefer ice cream over cheesecake or chocolate cake (although sometimes a nice bowl of fruit is what hits the spot) but it's no skin off my teeth if the rest of the world doesn't agree with me. It just means more ice cream for me!

Lisa
 
:D I hope they build a resort for those of us that love pie a la mode.I loved your post.:p
 
Great post! I hate it when someone posts a specific question, comment or complaint about a resort and another person uses it in furtherance of their opinion of that resort -- not to provide assistance or information, just as ammunition to post, for the umpteenth time, how wonderful/horrible that resort is. I guess I am not the only one who rolls their eyes at their "cleverness" then? They've never heard of beating a dead horse apparently.

You forgot about the location of the dessert -- some people insist that it is better nearer the edge of the table for access, while others believe it much better to be towards the middle for less chance of spilling on oneself.......
 
Yeah, but wouldn't it be great to SLIDE into that huge pool of ice cream at the first restaurant, every other restaurant offers it that way.
 

when certain items are removed from all the menus but one. Why can't all the restaurants still offer Strawberry And Butterscotch toppings for their ice cream.

(Oh this thread is going to be fun)
 
My ben and jerry's 10% off key fob is calling to me. Will... not... go... to ben and jerry's. Hey, why can't disney offer 10% off on THEIR ice cream? What, are they taking us for granted or something?

Lisa
 
Lisa F.... Couldn't you make my home resort something other than cheesecake? I don't even like cheesecake! Now Chocholate Ice Cream.... that I love!
 
The good thing about desserts is that you CAN try them all!!!!! And until then, you don't know which YOU like best...and that is all it is about...what YOU like best.....just because I love banana cream pie doesn't mean that you have to! :)

Kamy
 
YUCK!!!!!!!!

Now, I need to buy another dessert. I HATE CHEESECAKE. Bring on the ice cream, I guess.:rolleyes: Is there a bowl full of cherries available? If so, where might I find them?

I thought that I bought the dessert buffet? I can choose what I want, when I want it, right? That is of course, unless I want cheesecake. But as long as I bought the all-you-can-eat cheesecake, I can still get my chocolate cake.:bounce:

So the moral of the story is... If want to try my cheesecake, let's trade, because I will be glad to try your ice cream.

Hmmm... Where is the pineapple upsidedown cake?????
 
I just love all the desserts, so it's really hard to choose. That's why I love buffets where I can try them all. So I guess that means I need to try a different restaurant each night -- won't have time to do much else except move from one restaurant to another, but at least I'll get to try everything.

Loved your post, Lisa!
 
Good post Lisa! The other thing that people should consider is testing those other desserts. You can spend years ordering that cheesecake because you know you don't like the fruit bowl and you love the cheesecake. You spend a lot of time telling those ordering the fruit bowl that the cheesecake is far superior and that you would never try that fruit bowl. Then one day they are out of cheesecake and you are so hungry you try the fruit bowl. Ta Da! It's not that bad, in fact, you really, really like it. Next time, you have to think about which to order....or whether to go ahead and give the chocolate cake a try, too. ;)
 
Or you could be s stickin the mud and go to the same place everytime and orde the same thing everytime. If it is not available you could leave in a huff and complain loudly how often you come and how much money youy spend and you deserve something for free. By golly, they should make your favorite dess
ert appaear out of thin air. After all this is Disney.


Debbie
 
I think you're on to something here. Maybe a poll to correlate resorts to desserts is in order.
 
IMO BCV is Bourbon, VWL is Appleton Estate Reserve Dark Rum, OKW is ........ Budweiser.
 
Quote:I may prefer ice cream over cheesecake or chocolate cake (although sometimes a nice bowl of fruit is what hits the spot) but it's no skin off my teeth if the rest of the world doesn't agree with me. It just means more ice cream for me!
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I agree 100%. All of the resorts are great! I know that the common advice is "Buy where you want to stay the most." Well, this only matters if you CAN book at the 11 month window. If you can't and you are offered other choices, none of the resorts are bad! I am looking forward to staying at all of the DVC resorts.
 
Amen. I'm just grateful that I can afford dessert, whether it be chocolate, cheesecake, ice cream or fruit bowl. It's all good! And each for it's own reasons: none better than any other-it's simply a matter of choice. Great thread!

Sheri

P.S. I'll be trying some cheesecake for the first time very shortly. I also would like to try the rest of the dessert buffet over the next 39 years.

One other thing: would the yearly dues be considered the calories of each dessert? LOL.
 
Boy this sure has made me hungry, can't wait to get back for somemore of those desserts.

Great Post
 
Does anyone else feel their thighs expanding when they read this thread?
 
Ok, but, we ALL know that the true question is....
Once we've had (let's say) the cheesecake, and we go home...the next time we go back to the cheesecake, can we just take our plate back and get another refill of cheesecake? Or are they going to put a barcode on our plate which will indicate that we, in fact, did NOT get that first helping of cheesecake at that visit, but rather at a previous visit, therefore making us ineligible to get another helping of cheesecake????????????
 
I don't understand why everyone doesn't eat apple pie. Cheaper to make. 30% less calories, but the piece is 40% bigger. Tastes "just as good." Anyone not eating apple pie is adding unnecessarily to their waist - and is, quite honestly, using very poor judgement.

That chocolate cake is too rich anyway. Makes me have to run to the bathroom. I'm sure it makes everyone run to the bathroom.
And ice cream. Don't even bring it up. Lactose intolerance. Can't understand why anyone would want that.

Many Americans believe that Apple Pie is the only true dessert.
 











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