On December 29th, 2007 Mike and Suzys had a wonderful wedding. They had a fantastic time, were very pleased at all their friends and family who came down, and most important of all they got married! Because any wedding in which that happens is, ultimately, a success. 
As of today, they have yet to receive the wedding photos or videos, so they are going to jump chronologically from the wedding to the Honeymoon. Screw you Space-Time Continuum!
Now when it comes to photos, Mike has the eagle-eyes of the two. Suzy doesnt so much have an eagle eye for photos as perhaps a pigeons eye, or a sparrows eye, or better yet a bee hummingbird (the smallest bird in the world weighing in at just .06 oz) eye for it. So as a result the pictures that you will be seeing are from Mikes Camera vs. Suzys camera at a ratio of 833 to 1. That is not a joke. If it were a joke, you would be laughing now.
The Bride and Groom recovered from their wedding shindig for most of the 30th, and they needed it. By the time noon rolled around they rolled out of bed with it. They took care of a few last minute minor details - like packing for a two week trip. Its not as if thats a lot of stuff, right?
Mikes Mom was nice enough to drive them to the airport
They boarded the plane without too much hassle, and sat back to sleep six straight hours with no interruptions and no waking up on their red-eye flight
Yea . . . sometimes that happens and sometimes that doesnt. This was the latter and both of them stumbled off the plane like drunk, sleep-deprived zombies.
The stretch limo that Mike had arranged to pick them up was a nice treat.
It was pretty comfortable, but it was a little disappointing that the bar and most of the gadgets on the side were just for looks and they couldnt actually get a drink in it, but still it was big and roomy and they didnt have to wait for the bus, so that was relaxing after an uncomfortable plane-ride.
The arrived at the Polynesian Hotel and it was gorgeous.
The scenery and décor just brought a very tropical feeling to the place that was soothing, relaxing, and even a bit exotic. They are also very glad that they checked into the Honeymoon Suit, because if they didnt get the Honeymoon Suit now, then when could they?
However, the previous occupants hadnt checked out of it yet. Mike had called before hand and they said the room was not checked out on the 30th, so when they arrived very early on he 31st they should have been able to check in early. But such was not the case. So, Mike and Suzy stumbled to the concierge lounge and got their first treat of the day, their Groom and Bride ears:
Suzy liked her ears. Like, a lot. Like, a _whole bunch_. Like, to an unhealthy degree where Mike was wondering if she was going to start showering in her ears and they would dissolve around her leaving nothing but a pile of white goop on her head that she would still refuse to take off. She never reached that level, but they did end up wearing their ears for the first half of the vacation, so get used to seeing pictures of them wearing wedding attire with giant rodent ears on it.
That being said, for now doesnt Suzy in her ears look like the cutest most beautiful bride in the whole world that there has ever been ever ever ever ever?
After taking the obligatory picture in front of the Epcot Ball
The Honeymooners went to The Living Seas. It was very early so they just walked right in because sane people were asleep in their beds. But not Mike and Suzy. They were still in Drunk, Sleep-Deprived Zombie mode and chugged along. The ride had changed to be incorporate Nemo elements into it [The writer originally wrote Emo Elements before correcting it, and the writer giggled when the writer pictured dark-haired fish with eyeliner make-up on. That is all.].
Mike and Suzy especially liked Turtle Talk With Crush. It was amazing how they did such good animation in real time. Mike only wishes that he would have thought of his question to ask Crush, We just got married! Do turtles marry for life? before he left the building but thats just because hes a big ham who wants to star in every act he sees
The aquarium part of the exhibit was pretty interesting;
and of course, it was cool to watch the Nemo fish which were smaller than expected.
It was getting close to lunch time by now so Mike took Suzy over to the Land mainly because he wanted to see how busy their food area was
and to show Suzy how smart he was for making reservations. Suzy patted Mike on the head and said, Whos a good boy? Whos a good boy? And off they went to eat lunch at the Coral Reef Restaurant.

As of today, they have yet to receive the wedding photos or videos, so they are going to jump chronologically from the wedding to the Honeymoon. Screw you Space-Time Continuum!
Now when it comes to photos, Mike has the eagle-eyes of the two. Suzy doesnt so much have an eagle eye for photos as perhaps a pigeons eye, or a sparrows eye, or better yet a bee hummingbird (the smallest bird in the world weighing in at just .06 oz) eye for it. So as a result the pictures that you will be seeing are from Mikes Camera vs. Suzys camera at a ratio of 833 to 1. That is not a joke. If it were a joke, you would be laughing now.
The Bride and Groom recovered from their wedding shindig for most of the 30th, and they needed it. By the time noon rolled around they rolled out of bed with it. They took care of a few last minute minor details - like packing for a two week trip. Its not as if thats a lot of stuff, right?

Mikes Mom was nice enough to drive them to the airport

They boarded the plane without too much hassle, and sat back to sleep six straight hours with no interruptions and no waking up on their red-eye flight

Yea . . . sometimes that happens and sometimes that doesnt. This was the latter and both of them stumbled off the plane like drunk, sleep-deprived zombies.
The stretch limo that Mike had arranged to pick them up was a nice treat.

It was pretty comfortable, but it was a little disappointing that the bar and most of the gadgets on the side were just for looks and they couldnt actually get a drink in it, but still it was big and roomy and they didnt have to wait for the bus, so that was relaxing after an uncomfortable plane-ride.
The arrived at the Polynesian Hotel and it was gorgeous.

The scenery and décor just brought a very tropical feeling to the place that was soothing, relaxing, and even a bit exotic. They are also very glad that they checked into the Honeymoon Suit, because if they didnt get the Honeymoon Suit now, then when could they?
However, the previous occupants hadnt checked out of it yet. Mike had called before hand and they said the room was not checked out on the 30th, so when they arrived very early on he 31st they should have been able to check in early. But such was not the case. So, Mike and Suzy stumbled to the concierge lounge and got their first treat of the day, their Groom and Bride ears:

Suzy liked her ears. Like, a lot. Like, a _whole bunch_. Like, to an unhealthy degree where Mike was wondering if she was going to start showering in her ears and they would dissolve around her leaving nothing but a pile of white goop on her head that she would still refuse to take off. She never reached that level, but they did end up wearing their ears for the first half of the vacation, so get used to seeing pictures of them wearing wedding attire with giant rodent ears on it.
That being said, for now doesnt Suzy in her ears look like the cutest most beautiful bride in the whole world that there has ever been ever ever ever ever?
After taking the obligatory picture in front of the Epcot Ball

The Honeymooners went to The Living Seas. It was very early so they just walked right in because sane people were asleep in their beds. But not Mike and Suzy. They were still in Drunk, Sleep-Deprived Zombie mode and chugged along. The ride had changed to be incorporate Nemo elements into it [The writer originally wrote Emo Elements before correcting it, and the writer giggled when the writer pictured dark-haired fish with eyeliner make-up on. That is all.].
Mike and Suzy especially liked Turtle Talk With Crush. It was amazing how they did such good animation in real time. Mike only wishes that he would have thought of his question to ask Crush, We just got married! Do turtles marry for life? before he left the building but thats just because hes a big ham who wants to star in every act he sees
The aquarium part of the exhibit was pretty interesting;

and of course, it was cool to watch the Nemo fish which were smaller than expected.

It was getting close to lunch time by now so Mike took Suzy over to the Land mainly because he wanted to see how busy their food area was

and to show Suzy how smart he was for making reservations. Suzy patted Mike on the head and said, Whos a good boy? Whos a good boy? And off they went to eat lunch at the Coral Reef Restaurant.
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