Men should come with a manual...

[MainStMandy]

Just a vent...I'm tired...thinking of maybe joining a convent

 

[disneymama73]

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I saw a shirt the other day that had a comment about men. However, because this is a family board, I can't post a picture of it here.

TOV

 

[MELSMICE]

Just a vent...I'm tired...thinking of maybe joining a convent

It's probably too expensive to print because it's too long & detailed!!!!

Not to mention, the info they'd put in it today would change tomorrow!

 

[lyzziesmom]

If you find a good convent, please let me know the name and whereabouts.

 

[lovemygoofy]

Just a vent...I'm tired...thinking of maybe joining a convent

Well I'll share what my husband has told me. Men like to hold the remote, drink beer and either see something naked or think about seeing soemthing naked

 

[mickeyboat]

I hear ya, sister!

However, except for a small bump over the weekend, DH is doing well at the moment. He has been cleaning up vomit for the past two days, so I can give him a gold star!

Denae

 

[MainStMandy]

It's probably too expensive to print because it's too long & detailed!!!!

Not to mention, the info they'd put in it today would change tomorrow!

Seriously....I know...

Gosh they are worse than women with all their drama!!

 

[Robinrs]

I actually understand them better than women. They're VERY simple, it's us who try to make them complicated.

 

[Serena]

They do have a manual, it's in braille.

 

[MainStMandy]

They do have a manual, it's in braille.

So I just have to find someone who is blind to translate for me???

 

[apirateslifeforme]

They do have a manual, it's in braille.

Greek braille?

 

[ButchJohnson]

The manual is extra. They're not too complicated, just feed them regularly, make sure they are adequately watered,(beer) and make sure they have a good measure of football weekly, with the right mixture, they will tend to bloom adequately all on their own, with no extra attention.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Greek braille?

No, heiroglyphic braille.

 

[MainStMandy]

The manual is extra. They're not too complicated, just feed them regularly, make sure they are adequately watered,(beer) and make sure they have a good measure of football weekly, with the right mixture, they will tend to bloom adequately all on their own, with no extra attention.

Lol, ok but this is for the ones you already "own"...what about a buyers guide??? I need some help getting one home...haha

 

[mickeyboat]

they will tend to bloom adequately all on their own, with no extra attention.

Sometimes the "blooming" is the problem. We want a rose, but we get stinkweed.

Denae

 

[flrose]

Well, hello!

Lol, ok but this is for the ones you already "own"...what about a buyers guide??? I need some help getting one home...haha

There's your problem sistah! You don't want to "own" , just lease one from time to time..........

 

[MainStMandy]

Well, hello!



There's your problem sistah! You don't want to "own" , just lease one from time to time..........

Haha...good advice!!!

 

[declansdad]

Well according to ds(5); boys are cool and girls just drool.

 

[ButchJohnson]

Lol, ok but this is for the ones you already "own"...what about a buyers guide??? I need some help getting one home...haha

Go to your local lingerie store, buy some thigh-high stockings and 7 inch stiletto heals and put on a little more makeup than usual. Tell him what you have on and where your at, I'm guessing that will get him back there pretty quick.