Memorable lines from movies

[beckanoah]

"I have two guns, one for each of you" Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

I'm your Huckleberry... Doc Holliday, Tombstone.

I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, but most of all I'm scared of never feeling the way I feel when I'm with you. Baby in Dirty Dancing...

Why is the rum always gone.


I'm having trouble thinking of my very fave lines though.

 

[Disneynutbsv]

"Yo-hoo! Oh boys...lookie what I got c'here."

"Where all da white women at?"



"Badges!? We don't need no stinkkun BADGES!"

lol, I haven't seen Blazing Saddles in forever!

 

[slo]

My all time, most memorable line is from all the Die Hards.....

Yippee Ki Aye ____ _____!!!!!
(You can fill in the blanks if you've seen the movies)

 

[Tantor]

subscribing

 

[disneydave2003]

You Can't Handle The Truth!

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Larry: Who's this? Who are you?
Crash Davis: I’m the player to be named later. (Bull Durham)


Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of *stuff*.
Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

Crash Davis: Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

 

[Disneynutbsv]

Larry: Who's this? Who are you?
Crash Davis: I’m the player to be named later. (Bull Durham)


Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of *stuff*.
Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

Crash Davis: Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

One of my alltime favorite movies!!!

 

[Mickey'sMainMami]

"Not a finger!" A Christmas Story.

 

[reeeoga]

Big Jake:
"This is a dirty nasty buisness, for that we need a Dirty Nasty Man."

Akira:
"Kanada!!!!"
"Tetsuo!!!!"

UHF:
"Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinking Badgers!!"

Shane:
"Its a tool. No better or no worst than any other tool."

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome:
Max: "Your in luck."
Pilot:"I am?"
Max:"Yep, you have a plane."
Pilot:"I Do?" sound of engine starting.

 

[Figment22]

Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
Crash Davis: Is that about right?
Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of *stuff*.
Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

That is absolutely one of my all-time favorite scenes. Still cracks me up every time I see the movie! You left out one of my favorite quotes from BD though:

"The rose goes in the front big guy."

 

[Mickey Fliers]

That is absolutely one of my all-time favorite scenes. Still cracks me up every time I see the movie! You left out one of my favorite quotes from BD though:

"The rose goes in the front big guy."

You are right! There are just too many great lines in that movie.

 

[BuckyFan04]

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid! HO...HO...HO

Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
--A Christmas Story

Scuttle: It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there, and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.
--The Little Mermaid

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Ooh, let me see...

Barbossa: "The world used to be a bigger place."
Jack Sparrow: "The world's still the same - there's just less in it."-- POTC3

Buckingham Palace Security Guard: "The fire alarm is going off!"
Riley Poole: "Uh-oh! God save the Queen!"-- National Treasure 2

"I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the ****-storm of all time." -- Mulder, The X-Files: Fight the Future

"It's the world, dear. Did you expect it to be small?"-- Mrs. Beaver, Narnia

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, let's be fair. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians."
Anakin Skywalker: "All right. But you owe me one, and for not saving your skin for the tenth time."
Obi-Wan: "*Ninth* time. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't- doesn't count. "-- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Among countless others. And we need a TV quotes thread!

 

[Charade]

"I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the ****-storm of all time." -- Mulder, The X-Files: Fight the Future

Excuse me?

 

[Disneylover79]

I have so many, but here is one that comes to mind, from one of my favorite comedies, Friday. If you haven't seen this movie, it's freakin hilarious and cult classic!

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?

I love Friday..... Hey Smokey , Smokey is that you?

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Excuse me?

 

[Charade]

David Seville: [sees Theodore eating something small and brown] Woah Theodore, did you just-?
Alvin: Relax Dave, it's just a raisin.
David Seville: Prove it.
Alvin: [swipes the 'raisin' and eats it] Mmm-hmm.
David Seville: Okay.
Alvin: [he leaves]
Alvin: [quickly spits it out and points a finger at Theodore] Dude, you owe me big time!
Theodore: Oh...

 

[BuckyFan04]

(Forrest is referring to Apple Computer)
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.

 

[jennifer03878]

These are just some of my favorite lines from my all time favorite movie 16 Candles

Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease

The Geek: How's it going?
Samantha: How's what going?
The Geek: You know - things, life, whatnot.
Samantha: Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business.

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her ****ies.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY.
[reaches to cup them]
Grandma Helen: [cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. (this one is my all time fav )

Long Duk Dong: What's happenin' hot stuff?

Jake: Open this door!
Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!
Jake: Open the door!
Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face!
Jake: You grabbed my nuts!

There is no better movie from the 80's then this one!!!!

 

[reeeoga]

Galadriel:
"You offer it to me Freely?
I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen!
Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Treacherous as the Sea!
Stronger than the Foundations of the Earth!
All shall Love Me and Despair.


I've past the test.
I will diminish and go into the west,
and remain Galadriel."

Lord of the Rings