Memorable lines from movies

[JR6ooo4]

"That's it man, game over man, game over! " Aliens

"Maybe you haven't been keepin' up with current events man, but we just got our _'s kicked!"

Mikeeee

 

[JR6ooo4]

Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true

"I can't believe my grandma just felt me up"



Give me Ham on five and hold the Mayo.

And Leon's getting larger.

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.

A hospital doctor? WHat is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that is not important right now!




and stop calling me shirly

MIkeeee

 

[Art Vandalay]

"Maybe you haven't been keepin' up with current events man, but we just got our _'s kicked!"

This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.

Well why don't you put her in charge?!?

 

[Cheshire Figment]

From The African Queen and said by the German Captain in one breath to Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn:

"Under the authority granted to me by Kaiser Wilhelm I now pronounce you man and wife proceed with the execution."

 

[ms1031]

Carole: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey. -------------Top Gun

 

[ms1031]

Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too! -----Wizard of Oz

 

[KristiKelly]

"Save the neck for me Clark." Cousin Eddie - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Or just about any line from that movie

 

[DLBDS]

The Incredibles:

"We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!" Violet

Serenity:

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" Kaylee

"I swallowed a bug." River

"Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." Jayne

"And that's not incense." Inara

"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar." Wash

"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old." Wash

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket... " Capt. Mal

Capt. Mal: "I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me."
Zoë: "What? And risk my ship?"
Capt. Mal: "I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left."

And my favorite...."She is startin' to damage my calm." Jayne

Ok, I gotta stop this now before I quote the entire movie. If you haven't seen this movie, you are seriously missin' out. Just about every line is memorable. Joss Whedon ROCKS!

 

[minniecarousel]

LOVE Spaceballs!

I have always loved that my two sons will start talking about movies and can finish lines. That's when I realize that they really DO have a lot in common!

You know it's time to monitor what movie you have on when your darling toddler starts to repeat lines. Our oldest was an early talker. We watched Airplane a lot (we were the first to have a "laser disc player" ~ yes, this was decades ago!) He would repeat the line "what a pi_ _er". Don't want to get points, but I think you know what that word is! Just not a word you want your not-quite-two-year old to say!

 

[KariC]

how 'bout this one...

"I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?" (Meet the Parents)

 

[BuckyFan04]

"May the Force be with you!" --every Star Wars movie

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!!" Wizard of Oz

 

[DISUNC]

"Serpintine! Serpintine" The InLaws (the original one)

 

[KariC]

richard, whose your favorite little rascal? Spanky?

-Tommy Boy

fat man in a little coat

-tommy boy

 

[JR6ooo4]

die hard
we're gonna need more FBI guys

american psycho
breaking up with fiancee "you're not... important to me anymore"

Euoro trip
Mi Scuzzi, mi scuzzi.
Uh oh.
What, Uh oh?
Big tunnel!

supertroopers
PULL OVER
I'm already pulled over. I can't pull over any further!

Mikeeee

 

[nephthys43]

do or do not. there is no try. -star wars

germs cause colds, bad breath and diarrhea. - the explorers

i am not a shrimp. i am a king prawn! - muppets from space

anybody got a peanut? - princess bride

leeloo dallas... multi-pass - fifth element

 

[Figment22]

I just watched Ghostbusters for the millionth time. That movie's just full of quotes that crack me up:

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!"
" Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?"
" Tell him about the Twinkie."

A few others:

"My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I *am* the President." - The American President

"I've had a really lousy Christmas, you've *just* managed to kill my New Year's, if you come back on Easter- you can burn down my apartment." - While You Were Sleeping

" Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid." - Sweet Home Alabama

And from the classic film with some of the best movie quotes ever, Casablanca:

" Here's looking at you, kid."
" I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
" Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
" Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night."

 

[DISUNC]

"da flim iz off da reel" The Muppet movie

 

[Charade]

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job

 

[ms1031]

King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! ------300

 

[BuckyFan04]

V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

--V for Vendetta