Everyone loves a tiered system when they are in the higher tiers, nobody loves being in the lower tiers. The point at which it becomes disagreeable to all is the exact moment they can no longer afford to stay in the upper tiers. DVC said to make it to the higher tier, you buy direct from us to X point threshold (150 now). Now they are Billy Mays’ing us. But wait, there’s more! For just 1 yearly payment of 199 159 99, you can be part of the super ultimate elite squirrel club tier. What’s that get you? Nothing*, but it sounds super cool!
* (For a limited time only nothing includes getting into the lounge while everyone else sweats. While supplies last. Not valid in Canadia. Or Europe. Or anywhere outside the USA. No implied guarantee of pretzel bags. We reserve the right to create a new tier at any time and limit access to the restroom to the new tier.).
* (For a limited time only nothing includes getting into the lounge while everyone else sweats. While supplies last. Not valid in Canadia. Or Europe. Or anywhere outside the USA. No implied guarantee of pretzel bags. We reserve the right to create a new tier at any time and limit access to the restroom to the new tier.).