Few childhood stories:
My sister and brother thought it would be fun to play postman and went to all the neighbors and took their mail and then redistributed it (not in the right place).
Same sister decided to cut off her Barbie doll's pigtail. And then she cut my other's sister's pigtail.
My sister and neighbors were playing hide-and-seek. My neighbors and I then went inside to play another game. An hour went by and my Mom asked where my sister was. Oops. We had to call the police because we yelled and yelled the call and she didn't come. The cop found her asleep in the bushes of our neighbors.
Finally, real home alone: my family (6 kids) all went to the pizza joint but forgot to turn off the tv. They order the pizza, run into neighbors who say "we just want so-and-so to meet Lisa." They look around and realize no Lisa. I'm at home in front of the TV (six years old).

They USUALLY turn off the tv before leaving. What gets me is that they actually ordered and hadn't realized I wasn't there until the neighbor asked!
That's it. Good-night all! Hard day at work and I'm ready for bed. Lisa