SUPER freaking busy at work today, but I had to share this from an e-mail I just received. I thought of V right away! 
Cold is Relative......it all depends on where you live!
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> 60 above zero:
> Floridians turn on the heat
> People in Michigan plant gardens.
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> 50 above zero:
> Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Kalamazoo sunbathe.
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> 40 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
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> 32 above zero:
> Distilled water freezes.
> The water in the Grand River gets thicker.
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> 20 above zero:
> Arizonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
> People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
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> 15 above zero:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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> Zero:
> People in Tucson all die.
> Michiganders close the windows.
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> 10 below zero:
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Michigan get out their winter coats
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> 25 below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies.........door to door.
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> 40 below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
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> 100 below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Michiganders get upset because they can't start their diesel trucks.
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> 460 (-459.67 F below zero):
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
> People in Michigan start saying, 'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'
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> 500 below zero:
> Hell freezes over.
> Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late
for all who need it today.
But I already know their homework for the most part.
