Marrieds choosing not to have kids

[zima-cheryl]

- some of them are funny- check out the one that says N-Chips inside the fish! I'm peeing
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Cafe Press is great!

When I got my new car DH got me this one as a bumper sticker:

I could just spend hours browsing their stuff & getting a good laugh out of it!
Madd - I love the "n-chips" one.... I may be adding a new bumper sticker soon!

 

[maddhatir]

Cafe Press is great!

When I got my new car DH got me this one as a bumper sticker:

I could just spend hours browsing their stuff & getting a good laugh out of it!
Madd - I love the "n-chips" one.... I may be adding a new bumper sticker soon!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! I love it!

I just saw someone with the "honor student" sticker on their car the other day- I was thinking to myself- does he REALLY want that on his car- or is it there out of GUILT??

 

[maddhatir]

It sounds like you have put a lot of thought into your decision and you know what you want out of life. Don't let anyone else make that major decision for you!

Welcome!

We are a happy

happy

happy

bunch!

 

[Mayhem2008]

We have another "Queen of Metal Darkness" here- as Hixski (RIP *moment of silence* *kneels* *does a sign of the cross* *falls over trying to get up* ) once dubbed us. I am not sure where she is- She is a sicko Slipknot fan- sicko in a good way of course!
Knowing her- I would not be surprised if she is touring with the guys on their Mayhem bus as we speak, helping them break in their new masks!

Did I hear someone talking about me?? Far off in the distance I heard "Queen Of Metal Darkness" whispering in the wind so I figured I better get my butt over here and see what's going on!
How is everyone??? I'm doing great, still childfree Getting ready to hit the road in a few weeks on a business trip and have a blast. I got these for the trip:

..I thought they were a better fit for me than some strappy sandals. I'll try to get caught up with everything and everybody. And HEY! to the newcomers!
Take care everyone and have a good hot day!

 

[maddhatir]

I thought they were a better fit for me than some strappy sandals.

 

[Shyvioletisme]

. I got these for the trip:

..I thought they were a better fit for me than some strappy sandals. I'll try to get caught up with everything and everybody. And HEY! to the newcomers!
Take care everyone and have a good hot day!

those are some very cool boots!

 

[Mayhem2008]

those are some very cool boots!

Thank you! I fell in love with them and they are truly me. They'll be delivered Friday and I plan to wear them to bed Friday night

Pfft...I mean seriously Madd, I think you know my personality well enough by now to know that Vera Wang will not be adorning any parts of my body. Besides, they match my fishnet shirt and my skull jewelry...Party on Wayne, Party on Garth

 

[PhotobearSam]

Love that dancing cat...LOL

 

[maddhatir]

I got this awesome e-mail from a friend of mine and I NEED to share it!

WHY am I up at this ungodly hour? Too much Arizona Green Tea with Ginsing and Honey before bedtime is why! You would think I would learn my lesson!

Anywho- here it is and boy is this SO true! For years, I have been wondering where our dear friend has gone, I guess I am not the only one!

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.........

Now, let's bow our heads.......

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches be came businesses ; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust;
his wife, Discretion;
his daughter, Responsibility;
and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights,
I Want It Now,
Someone Else Is To Blame,
and I'm A Victim.

 

[Bill Brown]

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,...

Good riddance to simplistic thinking.

 

[TKDisneylover]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.........

This is soooo true!

This actually sounds like something George Carlin would have put in his act, may he rest in peace.

 

[maddhatir]

This is soooo true!

This actually sounds like something George Carlin would have put in his act, may he rest in peace.

RIP George!

Now who do we have to speak out for the people WITH common sense??- I think Bill Maher can do it

You know- I posted the same thing over on the CB and not ONE person responded! Just odd out of 50+ people looking at it, no one had a comment, I thought it hit the nail RIGHT on the head myself.

 

[Bill Brown]

RIP George!

Interesting how words can be interpretted differently.
George Carlin ripped into what folks like to call common sense behaviors with sharp sarcasm. He will be missed.

You know- I posted the same thing over on the CB and not ONE person responded! Just odd out of 50+ people looking at it, no one had a comment, I thought it hit the nail RIGHT on the head myself.

Not knocking the hobby, but do you have the CB setup with giant antenna to have conversations with folks around the globe? I used a CB when I went through my 4x4 off-roading period in life. CB is a handy tool for keeping in touch with a group of off-roaders.

 

[maddhatir]

Not knocking the hobby, but do you have the CB setup with giant antenna to have conversations with folks around the globe? I used a CB when I went through my 4x4 off-roading period in life. CB is a handy tool for keeping in touch with a group of off-roaders.

No CB chick here - actually I am talking about the Community Board (CB)- here on the Dis

 

[Bill Brown]

No CB chick here - actually I am talking about the Community Board (CB)- here on the Dis

Laughing at myself.

 

[maddhatir]

Laughing at myself.

That's OK! People use so many abbreviations on the Dis it is hard to keep up! Heck I just found out recently that IRL meant "in real life" and TMI was "too much info" They do have a list of abbreviations somewhere on this site.

I still can't figure out this one though- I know someone who said they are trying to have a baby and they used the letters TTC???

All I can come up with was the words Test tube

I am sure someone here can tell me what it is.

 

[Bill Brown]

That's OK! People use some many abbreviations on the Dis it is hard to keep up! Heck I just found out recently that IRL meant "in real life" and TMI was "too much info" They do have a list of abbreviations somewhere on this site.

I still can't figure out this one though- I know someone who said they are trying to have a baby and they used the letters TTC???

All I can come up with was the words Test tube

I am sure someone here can tell me what it is.

Don't know about TTC(Transportation and Ticket Center?) and getting pregnant. However, I use this AllEars.Net page to find out what most of the abbreviations mean that folks use on DISboards.

 

[maddhatir]

Don't know about TTC(Transportation and Ticket Center?) and getting pregnant. However, I use this AllEars.Net page to find out what most of the abbreviations mean that folks use on DISboards.

If it means Transportation and Ticket Center- I don't even wanna KNOW what happened!

 

[PhotobearSam]

TTC....Trying to Conceive...


The one I had the hardest time with was KWIM...I thought it must mean something DIRTY but it means "Know What I Mean?"





I feel so old at times...Anyone want to be my BFF???

 

[Bill Brown]

TTC....Trying to Conceive...

I wouldn't have guessed that in a lifetime.