You totally made me laugh out loud! You know I will be doing that, and I also have little bottles of tequila for my little purse that I bring into the parks.
Doesn't security see it in your purse- actually, some of them do not even check hard enough to see anything! Why even bother checking at all!?
I have heard some rumblings that Mr. Duchovny's addiction may have something to do with internet porn.
Yes- that is what they said on Howard- he did not cheat on Tea- it was about the internet porn, for crying out loud what country do we live in? People really need to pull the sticks out of their butts and mind their own stinking business!
We did not see this on our last visit but I was hoping to see it this next time. I have read a few trip reports that the woman writing it are so into these JD wannabes, it's weird. I have seen two different ones and only one somewhat resembles him but why would you act like that around them, bizarre!
I would be VERY interested in hearing some of the propositions those guys get!

I can only imagine! I am sure one is, "no- please, keep the costume, hair and make-up ON....Capt!"
I forgot to mention that the woman who thought the other would be bored has been open about the fact that her husband had an affair with his secretary. He took the other woman on many trips to Vegas and skiing in Colorado. Pays cash for his BMW's & Escalades, he's some type of broker. She was going to divorce him but he begged her not to and promised not to see the other woman again. She thought that because he would have to come forward about his finances they might uncover something possibly illegal going. She just said fine and they have gone on with life as usual. How could you trust someone after that?
I think they should interview people before they are allowed to become parents!

"Sorry- rejected"
Hopefully that was the only "little" meltdown during the trip, I think your SIL did the right thing by leaving the park with her.
That was the only meltdown. I do not like when people make excuses for their child's behavior- but it was so HOT and we were there all day, that is not an excuse, but I think right about that time, I was ready to have a meltdown-
A few times I left my SIL and Karlee and went back to the room to calm myself and take a shower b/c it was so hot! It really helps to decompress in the afternoon.
actually- *I* had a few issues with her manners! My SIL told me she does not have a problem with me correcting Karlee, which I did a lot, but you can only go so far before you cross the line. So I did bite my tongue many times.
OH! You will all love this too!
You know how most people with kids.....like kids......

we had dinner one night at Wolfgang Puck Cafe- upstairs. It is much more snooty than downstairs and they do not take the dining plan (ugh- after we ordered we found this out) but they made the best chocolate martinis- so of course, we could not leave!

anywho- No one up there had kids with them while we were eating (a family with children did come in as we were leaving)
Karlee was very well behaved when we were there- however, at one point, she wanted to look out the window that was near another table. As she was looking out the window- she was belting out a song. I just said for her to sit down b/c maybe the people eating did not want to hear her sing.
My SIL was very surprised that I said that. I said, look- I am going to give you a lesson on childfree people and how they think! I went on to tell her when DH and I (and other childfree people) are out- this is how WE think- it is fine the kids are there and talking with their families- but we like them to stay at THEIR table and do not wish to hear them singing- having a tantrum etc. (and I am sure people WITH children feel the same way, but I would think they are more understanding in that situation! They are all in that "
been there before" club

It is like a secret handshake of the parents- I am sure you all have seen it in Disney)
She said really? I never even noticed kids in a restaurant even before I had kids- I said, Well- that is what makes us different!
I wonder if she went away with some knowledge
