Magic 8-Ball Open for Your Questions

[*Fantasia*]

Magic 8 ball- Do you think I will be able to save enough money so I can come home to visit the Philippines next year or at least travel to Hawaii again?
Thank you super duper Magic 8!

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Oh, Magic 8 Ball- Should DH and I go to Disney with his family and possibly go into debt?

 

[Piglets Mommy]

My supervisor just came into my office and made the rather strange request that I put my Magic 8-Ball where it is dark (or so I think he meant, since if you are in a place where “the sun does not shine”, I assume you mean dark).

Strange. Anyway, there is a small ‘watering hole’ (as I like to call it) right across the street from where I work. It is very, very dark inside. I assume that my supervisor wishes for me and my Magic 8-ball to ‘knock off’ early, as I believe the saying is, and to head out the office’s back door and down the alley to the ‘watering hole’, and so avoid the bright sunshine there.

As such, my Magic 8-Ball will not be available to answer anymore questions today, but we will be back next Friday.

By the way: should the Magic 8-Ball post on this thread this late evening, ignore what it says.

P.S.: as for the question about your football team being 5-0. Yeah, sure.

I Hope you and your magic 8 ball enjoy your time at the watering hole..Have one for me...I'm stuck working still.....

 

[lewdyan1]

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Dang it, I thread-killed the Magic 8-Ball!

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

I guess I need some more coffee. I just read 'lewydyan1' as LEWD YAM.

 

[lewdyan1]

I guess I need some more coffee. I just read 'lewydyan1' as LEWD YAM.

I've been called worse! Actually there was an old poster here and he used to say I was Lewd Yan and made up a different persona to fit that name.

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

Great.
Now I have a picture in my head of that Chinese guy Martin Yan(IF YAN CAN COOK SO CAN YOU!!! ) in a speedo in my head.


Where's the brain bleach?

 

[4greatboys]

I shall ask the Magic 8-Ball!

Oh! Magic 8-Ball! Will this person be bug free?

"Don't count on it"

Oh, my. I see that I did not phrase my question very well. I meant the room, but the Magic 8-Ball seems to have referred to your person. I imagine that you have a slight head cold, is all it is, or some slight gnats flying around your head. Nothing to worry about. Ok, to question number two:

Oh! Magic 8-Ball! Will this bug-infested person be 'caught and tackled' by the Disney police for unlawfully and basely reusing a mug?

"Without a doubt"

Ah, a clear answer. Yes, you will be 'caught and tackled' by the Disney police for reusing your mug. However, knowing 'your type' from the Budget Thread, this will not stop you.

Well maybe the bed bugs on my "person" will stop them from tackling me and I can get that one sweet free refill

 

[Belle0101]

My supervisor just came into my office and made the rather strange request that I put my Magic 8-Ball where it is dark (or so I think he meant, since if you are in a place where “the sun does not shine”, I assume you mean dark).

Strange. Anyway, there is a small ‘watering hole’ (as I like to call it) right across the street from where I work. It is very, very dark inside. I assume that my supervisor wishes for me and my Magic 8-ball to ‘knock off’ early, as I believe the saying is, and to head out the office’s back door and down the alley to the ‘watering hole’, and so avoid the bright sunshine there.

As such, my Magic 8-Ball will not be available to answer anymore questions today, but we will be back next Friday.

By the way: should the Magic 8-Ball post on this thread this late evening, ignore what it says.

P.S.: as for the question about your football team being 5-0. Yeah, sure.

Thank the Magic 8-ball for the insightful answers and enjoy your time at the watering hole!

 

[adaygaby]

My supervisor just came into my office and made the rather strange request that I put my Magic 8-Ball where it is dark (or so I think he meant, since if you are in a place where “the sun does not shine”, I assume you mean dark).

Strange. Anyway, there is a small ‘watering hole’ (as I like to call it) right across the street from where I work. It is very, very dark inside. I assume that my supervisor wishes for me and my Magic 8-ball to ‘knock off’ early, as I believe the saying is, and to head out the office’s back door and down the alley to the ‘watering hole’, and so avoid the bright sunshine there.

As such, my Magic 8-Ball will not be available to answer anymore questions today, but we will be back next Friday.

By the way: should the Magic 8-Ball post on this thread this late evening, ignore what it says.

P.S.: as for the question about your football team being 5-0. Yeah, sure.

Have a good weekend!! I had some good vibes (laughs) from the Magic 8 ball responses. Will ask mine when it's starts taking numbers again..

 

[just4today]

Hmm. I shall shake the Magic 8-Ball from a safe distance (from you!). Anyway, here we go:

"Don't bet on it"

Well, this is not very encouraging. Mind, the Magic 8-Ball is NOT saying that your ex-husband will NEVER start paying child support; just that you will first have to hunt him down and squash him (I believe squash is the legal term, not squish) down like the cockroach he is before he is motivated to do so. Good luck.

I was hoping Magic 8-Ball would say something else. I hate getting roach guts on my nice shoes.