Hey Lampy,
Re the Texas marriage joke. This is the truth. I met my wife, Kelli at...............yes, a family reunion! No, she was not a cousin, but she was engaged to one of my cousins! No, I did not break them up. It was two years later before we got married. But the whispers in the family go on still! Does this qualify me as a Genuine Redneck? (That has always been one of my lifes ambitions.) I am not a big NASCAR fan, so that usually disqualifies me! I get enough driving excitement riding as a passenger with Kelli!
I finally packed most of my stuff! Yippeee!
Go ahead, take your shots with the Cowboy jokes. I have heard them all! I have even repeated a few! BUT! Over the past 25 or 30 years, It has been great fun being a Cowboy fan. There is not much middle ground with Dallas. Most people either love em or hate em! But like I said, 5 Super Bowl wins, and a couple of near wins to boot. It has been a fun ride.
Oops, gotta go. There was just an announcement over the building PA system.
" Would the lady that left her 11 kids in the parking lot, please come get them? They are beating Dallas 21-0."
Sheesh!
Willie