looking at the cremation thread, here is a twist

[Pea-n-Me]

Put me where the dogs go!

 

[goofyernmost]

How would that be managed? Might need a helicopter.

Simple you just take someone with you.

 

[bcla]

Simple you just take someone with you.

You mean like a virgin sacrifice to the fire gods?

 

[goofyernmost]

You mean like a virgin sacrifice to the fire gods?

Sorta but I'm not sure a virgin is required.

 

[Grand Koalafornian]

If one could manage to get your ashes into lava, they would just vaporize. Getting that kind of access is not easy though. I don't think the National Park Service would allow it. They require that any dispersal of cremains be done away from where others can see it.

I wasn't thinking maybe Mt St Helen's but the Forest Service seems to have a blanket prohibition against it.

https://www.fs.usda.gov/main/uwcnf/passes-permits/other​

Neither burial nor scattering of ashes are an appropriate use of the forests and are not authorized on the lands of the National Forest System. The placing of remains creates a permanent occupancy of the land and the placing of headstones or monuments documenting the location are similarly permanent. Placing of statues, flowers and other items of remembrance would be considered a monument.​

Maybe I should have said a dormant volcano? I don't want my ashes in lava, just in or near the crater where a small amount would be shot into the atmosphere rather than just vaporized.

It's more of a joke than something I actually want, otherwise I'd research it. There are plenty of volcanoes outside of the US, and some where you can hike to the top/near the top. Maybe Mt. Etna or Mt. Fuji? If I were to put it into a will, I'd specify a volcano.

 

[bcla]

Sorta but I'm not sure a virgin is required.

That was the most extreme example. In Hindi it’s called “sati”.

 

[tcufrog]

Put em in my neighbor's barbecue. He never cleans it. CW4D burgers for everyone.

Every time I see an urn I think of that episode.

I want to be shot out of a cannon or turned into fireworks shot off at my funeral. If that's not possible, I'd like to be turned into an artificial reef or scattered in New Mexico near Santa Fe or Taos.

 

[bcla]

So nobody wants to be turned into Soylent Green?

 

[Stratman50th]

My dad wanted to live in the keys. I scattered both parents together in one of the bays near Key West.
I told my wife just dump me in the lake behind the house.

 

[Simba's Mom]

I like what Jay said on "Modern Family". He wanted to be put in a coffee can and displayed on the fireplace mantle. Then whoever came to date Gloria would have to face him being there.