Listen Up Fellas...I've Figured Something Out

Jeff in BigD

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I think we've all done the having to wait for that certain someone to find the right shoes to go with whatever bit. I think I've figured out how to make the situation work.


Phase I: Make sure that the time you say the even starts at is an hour before it actually starts.

Phase II: On the evening of, go ahead & surf the web, watch the game or whatever that you can do for short or long periods of time. Don't bother getting ready.

Phase III: If she's ready too soon or you want to watch a little more of the game, here's what you do - when she comes out & asks if you're ready, it means that she's picked her outfit, *and this has to be done just right* simply kind of look her up & down once & say "hmm" to yourself. She'll ask what's up, just shrug & say "I dunno" & a outfit change is coming again. You've just bought yourself at least another 10 minutes.

Phase IV: When she comes out & asks if you're ready, go ahead & start getting dressed because saying you're ready at this point is always followed by "I just have to do my makeup". The time for a guy to get dressed is about the same as the makeup process.

Phase V: Grab the keys, make great time & not worry about how it looks being really late (because you won't be).


Now I can't promise success or that it won't be eventually figured out, but good luck! :teeth:
 
Ok Jeff, it is always my DH who is late getting ready, any advice for that?? :p
CC
 

Ok, CC since you asked...

Phase I: Hide The Remote

Phase II: Leave the clothes he should wear on the bed.

Phase III: Tell him that there might be free drinks for the first couple rounds.

Phase IV: Casually mention that you were talking to an elderly lady in the neighborhood & she said she got to "X" (destination) in XX mins.

Phase V: Hold on!
:teeth:
 
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God Bless you, Jeff, in your Quest!;)
 
DH has abided by those rules for 15 years, and its worked well for him. :)
 
Jeff, that actually isn't too far off. :p
 
ROTFLMAO .... :)
Anxiously waiting for the "Dummies" book to come out ... LOL
Thanks for the chuckle.
 
LOL, then again if they did make a manual for these things, there would never be any fights. That would be fine with me, but I have a feeling that no fights = not growing as a couple would be the equation made by the other party. ;)

I did get some practice at home though. I'm a whiz at the "does this belong here?!" game. (hint: the answer is always "No") :teeth:
 


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