Darkness enveloped me, adrenaline surges through my body and I leapt forward. Trusting my instincts I reached for the source of the earsplitting noise. When an alien suddenly appeared beside my clean car, snatching the keys with a yelp.
I lunged toward the alien and shouted," Its a costume! You're my twice removed Uncle Bob, where did you get that jacket and pink paisley tie?"
"Uh... the internet."
"I don't believe you're wearing a green alien costume!","And Red Lipstick?"
Quickly, I grabbed... a nearby spatula and slowly headed off in the direction of the last known pancake joint where a Nurse was administering CPR, wearing spike heels and fishnet stockings. I clutched my Louis Vitton Handbag and cautiously approached, Singing Many Songs,