Let's make a bad poem!

[SDFgirl]

Okay, I hope this works.

I'll start a line of bad poetry.

You copy and paste my line of poetry into your post, then add your own line. Then the next person copies the whole thing into their post and add their own line. Hopefully we can keep going until we've made a really bad poem. The more cheesy and melodramatic, the better!

Here we go:

As I stand here, watching you walk away

 

[kat3668]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!

 

[SDFgirl]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...

 

[Southern4sure]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

 

[msmouse]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason

 

[Evil Queen]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
I need someone to cook up the meat, for gator hunting season

 

[fabumouse]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season

 

[SDFgirl]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart

 

[kat3668]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

 

[Disfan1]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes

 

[Miss Jasmine]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.

 

[CathrynRose]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door

 

[Southern4sure]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler

 

[ktpool]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor

 

[AC7179]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

 

[KingsFanInRI]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,

 

[luvthatduke]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!

 

[Rella Bella]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,

 

[Tasha+Scott]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!