Let's make a bad poem!

[Disfan1]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,

 

[Rella Bella]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

 

[Disfan1]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,

 

[Bbgrizzle]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.

 

[threeboysmom]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes

 

[damo]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,

 

[Rella Bella]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!

 

[Disfan1]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now

 

[Southern4sure]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now
Go hook up the old horse and plow

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

double post, sorry

 

[luvthatduke]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,

 

[Tasha+Scott]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,
Back when I was pregnant with our oldest boy, Morty

 

[Disfan1]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,
Back when I was pregnant with our oldest boy, Morty

We grew our own beans and corn,

 

[SDFgirl]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,
Back when I was pregnant with our oldest boy, Morty

We grew our own beans and corn,
And in the tee-backy fields, young Morty was born

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,
Back when I was pregnant with our oldest boy, Morty

We grew our own beans and corn,
And in the tee-backy fields, young Morty was born
Soon after that came the twins Millie and Mae

 

[Southern4sure]

As I stand here, watching you walk away
I think to myself, you just made my day!
Your hair was all greasy, your car was a mess...
There's alot I need to tell you so I must confess

I put up with you for just one reason
and our love was limited to a single season
But during that season, you toyed with my heart,
your just not my type you act like an old fart!

You like old music, you dissed my tunes
I had to hand feed you with a spoon.
Life has not felt the same in years,
Youre making me want to drink many, many beers

The door slowly shuts and I quick lock the door
While you kick, scream and holler
Oh, there is something sticky on the floor
Instead of you back, I'd take just a dollar.

The road we have travelled is bumpy at best,
You say, "I still love you," but surely you jest!
Go away now, or I'll call the police,
Good Lord, old man, your name isn't even on the lease!

You don't even have the strength to open the door,
Oh come on, haven't we been here before!
My resistance is weakening - please go away
If you don't I swear you will somehow pay

You don't have a dollar, not even a buck,
You drive a raggedy, beat-up truck.
Your sweatpants are dirty; your sleeves are not rolled
your shoes are all stinky and your socks full of holes.

I'll sure miss your kitten, I'll sure miss your dog,
But I won't miss one bit how you kiss like a frog!
Your teeth are almost gone and covered in slime,
But I still love so, just give me some time.

We have 18 kids who need us now,
Go hook up the old horse and plow.
A long time ago we stood on the back-forty,
Back when I was pregnant with our oldest boy, Morty

We grew our own beans and corn,
And in the tee-backy fields, young Morty was born
Soon after that came the twins Millie and Mae
And then our pet Sam who was a stray.