^^ Well, put it this way - he's not exactly the most 'wholesome' dude on the planet, lol.
But... he does end up with a machine thing in his heart from excessive alcohol & drug use, which keeps him alive. So you should tell your aunt that its actually a highly educational book!
In Tempe or something? I know that they're coming here in like, March. With I Set My Friends On Fire and other bands. They come here the same day as 3OH!3...