Last one to post........... Part 17

[Mom2Ashli]

Okay I am back.

 

[Mom2Ashli]

Sounds yummy!!!! Better than going outside in the cold to do what I have to do

They are valentine shortbread cookies.

 

[Mom2Ashli]

This is too funny.

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.


2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm

them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.


6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.


7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.


8) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.


9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.


10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you?
But consider this,-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and

while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

 

[ckckc2000]

good one!!!!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

good one!!!!

It is even funnier to me because a Male friend sent it to me.

 

[ckckc2000]

soon I have to go seach for a missing W-2, I know we got it but I can't find it now.....wonder where it could of gotten to :

 

[ckckc2000]

It is even funnier to me because a Male friend sent it to me.

a truely wise man!!!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

soon I have to go seach for a missing W-2, I know we got it but I can't find it now.....wonder where it could of gotten to :

I hate when that happens. It drives me nuts.

 

[ckckc2000]

I hate when that happens. It drives me nuts.

I know-I keep everything in one pile-but this one was DH's so I showed it to him,or left it out to show him and now I can't find it anywhere-so I have a pile of papers to go back thru for the 3rd time this morning

 

[Mom2Ashli]

I know-I keep everything in one pile-but this one was DH's so I showed it to him,or left it out to show him and now I can't find it anywhere-so I have a pile of papers to go back thru for the 3rd time this morning

- I can't stand that.

 

[ckckc2000]

Tell me about it-I have every paper I don't need -but can't find the one that we need!!!!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

Tell me about it-I have every paper I don't need -but can't find the one that we need!!!!

That is when I stop looking and do something else. Than I try again in a little bit.

 

[ckckc2000]

I know-that's what I did last night-just left it on the table!!! Only positive thing is that I threw out a lot of things we don't need anymore-so the house is cleaner

 

[Mom2Ashli]

I know-that's what I did last night-just left it on the table!!! Only positive thing is that I threw out a lot of things we don't need anymore-so the house is cleaner

Hey that is what I did last night. I was looking for something on the desk and got rid of a bunch of magazines that I don't need anymore.

 

[ckckc2000]

just trying to read back a bit

 

[ckckc2000]

Hey that is what I did last night. I was looking for something on the desk and got rid of a bunch of magazines that I don't need anymore.

I swear that's the only good thing about losing something-purging thru all the unneeded things

 

[Mom2Ashli]

I swear that's the only good thing about losing something-purging thru all the unneeded things

Too bad I didn't lose things more often.

 

[ckckc2000]

It's been a tough week for Kathy's and Lyn'S DH's-hope Lyn's DH will be OK-3 weeks is a long time to wait

 

[ckckc2000]

Hope Kelly feels better soon

I hope Kayla has a great day with DH-that was sweet that he made her a cake-my DH would never do that-ever!!! I haven't even gotten flowers from him in years,but he does get me cards so no complaints(at least not too many)

And you're off to WDW again-is it Ashli's B-Day this weekend????

 

[Good Ol Gal]

This is too funny.

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.


2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm

them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.


6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.


7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.


8) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.


9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.


10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you?
But consider this,-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and

while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

these are so funny!!