Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[LUVMYTINK]

Someone help me......the WINNER is trying to take over I have made the kids a homemade breakfast (the chocolate chip waffles), done the dishes, cleaned part of the kitchen & have been doing some laundry too.

I'm scared

 

[Doesney]

Here ladies, your appliance of the day. 100 extra points if you know how to use it.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Hello Losers,

I am back from the YMCA. I met some WINNER moms there, not on purpose. I was sitting next to one and she had "Quick Cooking" magazine. She was hugely PG and is due this week, so she was looking for recipies. I told her that I had tried some and they weren't too bad. She then says, "Well, I'm not sure if I am going to try this one, I have never bought boxed potatoes in my life." I said, "Really?" She says, "Nope, everything at my house is homemade." "Do you hate cooking is that why you get this magazine?" I just let it roll, and thought of you all fondly.

I also went walking on the indoor track for a mile and a half. Just so you don't think I am too winnerish, I was lapped by two old men.

Wait, my day gets better. I am going to meet a friend at Ronald's house. I was kinda bummed because I couldn't use the drive thru. The kids went into the Playplace. DS3 comes down, soaking wet. He peed in the Playplace. We were the only ones in there. I get the boys ready to go, find a worker to tell them what happened. Then another family comes in so I have to tell them they can't play in there because my kid peed in there. Oh the joys of parenting.

The only good news so far is that DH has to work the whole day. One of the guys called in sick. Then, after the pee incident I got to use the drive thru.

Linty, sorry that you having to deal with ugliness at your job.

Happy, sorry about the kids. Hooray for the in-laws.

 

[Lintasare]

Someone help me......the WINNER is trying to take over I have made the kids a homemade breakfast (the chocolate chip waffles), done the dishes, cleaned part of the kitchen & have been doing some laundry too.

I'm scared

To the WINNER inside Tink...BEGONE FOUL DEMON!!!

 

[Lintasare]

Here ladies, your appliance of the day. 100 extra points if you know how to use it.

It's for making grilled cheese sandwiches right?

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Here ladies, your appliance of the day. 100 extra points if you know how to use it.

...................................... It's a paperweight!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Set on Low, put ON TOP of my grilled cheese and cook BOTH sides at the same time

Here ladies, your appliance of the day. 100 extra points if you know how to use it.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

It's for making grilled cheese sandwiches right?

Ya beat me to it

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Hi loser friends...crazy day here. This is the first chance I've had to get on-line. The girl is out for the day for the election and I kept the boy home because they're saying rotten weather this afternoon and I didn't want DH to have to drive in the terrible traffic with my terribly behaved son.

So I've been entertaining the children, we did the valentines day cards for school, I took them both with me and voted (what was I THINKING!), then I took them down to the playground at our beach (I'm in a private community with our own beaches). Of course, it's about 20 degree's outside...and we were right on the Bay, and then it started snowing....hmmmm, am I a bad mommy for letting the kids play outside in those conditions? I figured it was safer for them to do that for fifteen minutes than for me to strangle them for driving me nuts cooped up in the house.

Heck I let my daughter vote FOR ME, I figured I couldn't decide who would screw up the country the least so anything she picked couldn't be any worse

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Heck I let my daughter vote FOR ME, I figured I couldn't decide who would screw up the country the least so anything she picked couldn't be any worse

 

[Lintasare]

Ya beat me to it

I made a quesadilla once with my iron. Ok not really but I want to try it sometime.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

It's for making grilled cheese sandwiches right?

...................................... It's a paperweight!

Set on Low, put ON TOP of my grilled cheese and cook BOTH sides at the same time

It's clearly a backup hair straightener.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Here ladies, your appliance of the day. 100 extra points if you know how to use it.

I think I saw it on a movie once. It's a burglar stopper. You set it up in your house and when the burglar gets in you drop it on his head.

 

[Doesney]

Heck I let my daughter vote FOR ME, I figured I couldn't decide who would screw up the country the least so anything she picked couldn't be any worse

I love you already

 

[Briarmom]

I am too lazy to put cointreau, lemon vodka, and Pom in a shaker with ice and shake it.
I am a LOSER.

 

[Lintasare]

I am too lazy to put cointreau, lemon vodka, and Pom in a shaker with ice and shake it.
I am a LOSER.

Wow that is lazy.

 

[Jack-Jack]

I am too lazy to put cointreau, lemon vodka, and Pom in a shaker with ice and shake it.
I am a LOSER.

I'm too lazy to know what those things are. I drink beer.

 

[Briarmom]

Wow that is lazy.

Judge much?

 

[Lintasare]

Judge much?

Hey you said it first.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I am too lazy to put cointreau, lemon vodka, and Pom in a shaker with ice and shake it.
I am a LOSER.

Just line up the bottles, take a sip from each, swish them in your mouth and swallow.

How was Rome? I'm glad you're back.

I'm too lazy to know what those things are. I drink beer.

Beer is the way to go! Unless, of course, you're one of those people who feels the need to pour it into a chilled mug.