Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[Briarmom]

Is this a fake and bake?

Ugh I miss tanning.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Hey...where did everyone go?

Forgot about the bathmats in the washer

 

[Lintasare]

Ugh I miss tanning.

Who needs to tan? I like my pale skin. Keeps me young.

So did you buy lots of stuff in Rome?

 

[LaraK]

My children are home now..I should probably talk to them..

 

[Trentmom]

My vacuum doubles as a clothing hanger/dryer...I'm very efficient....how do those do with drying bras?[/QUOTE

My vacuum is my DH jacket holder

I'm not sure I can hang here if y'all don't use a vaccuum. How do you pick up the spaghetti the kids drop in front of the TV whilst you DIS?

I just say"Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....Come and Get it!"

 

[Briarmom]

Who needs to tan? I like my pale skin. Keeps me young.

So did you buy lots of stuff in Rome?

Nope. We were backpacking (ds is only 8 so he couldn't carry much and dd is 4 so she didn't crry anything). I bought myself 2 coats, a scarf and a necklace.

We saw so many great clothing sales, but the women are so thin they don't make clothes in my size.

 

[Trentmom]

You know...you are just so darned familiar to me....have we met before?

Jack..jack...Didn't I read that you lock your kids in the closet as they are wanderers and you are afraid they will get eaten by wolves

Forgot about the bathmats in the washer

Bathmats are supposed to be washed

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I'm back and I smell much better. I even put on some perfume. I picked up the kids from school too.


My winner friend made me and DH soup for supper tonight. I was so happy I was truly at a loss for what to make. Not anymore.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Bathmats are supposed to be washed

Uh if they are soaked from an over flowed toilet due to a septic tank back up you do.

 

[Wit]

Pull up a chair and stay awhile. Hang on...lemme see if I have a free chair. Just put the shopping bags on the floor, I will put the groceries away some other time.

Sure thing, and I'll just drop my laundry basket next to you groceries...theres time for it later.

Welcome!!!!! Now that you're here, you'll have to stay...it takes too much energy to leave.

Exactly, and why waste good DISing energy walking anyway!

 

[Trentmom]

Uh if they are soaked from an over flowed toilet due to a septic tank back up you do.

If it was not so cold out and t hat happened to me, I would probably have thrown them out and bought new ones...I am lazy like that

 

[mdrob214]

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Me either! I don't have a clue what to feed everyone tonight. Fortunately I have until 7:30 before we'll be eating so I have all kinds of time! Why start thinking about it now when I have 3 hours to plan

 

[Wit]

Uh if they are soaked from an over flowed toilet due to a septic tank back up you do.

That's when I just toss them in the garbage and have an excuse to buy new ones.

 

[LaraK]

I have to figure out what to do about dinner....I'm thinking cereal...if I add fruit it's a balanced meal, right?

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

If it was not so cold out and t hat happened to me, I would probably have thrown them out and bought new ones...I am lazy like that

Me too, I tried to tell her that. She told me she was a rebel.

 

[mdrob214]

I have to figure out what to do about dinner....I'm thinking cereal...if I add fruit it's a balanced meal, right?

Yup! Milk, grains, and fruits! Just as good as a pizza!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I losers I am home,
This is sad we had to start over. But I left a post on the last page of our old home.
Today I worked with a bunch of trolls. It was the Monday from H$$L. I have so much stuff to get done by Thursday. Nobody wanted to do anything to help out. They drove me nuts. It was moody Monday at work

 

[Trentmom]

Me too, I tried to tell her that. She told me she was a rebel.

Tink is a wild one for sure

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I losers I am home,
This is sad we had to start over. But I left a post on the last page of our old home.
Today I worked with a bunch of trolls. It was the Monday from H$$L. I have so much stuff to get done by Thursday. Nobody wanted to do anything to help out. They drove me nuts. It was moody Monday at work

Boooooo! Moody Monday is no fun. I asked the magic 8 ball and he said that you were going to be sick next Moody Monday.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Since I am the newbie, I bought a round of dysons.

Pick your color. Remember to not drink and vaccuum.

What does this funny looking thing do?