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[4greatboys]

My sil e-mail this to me today and I thought it was very funny


> > > > As a member of the cute girl sisterhood, I pledge to
> > > > follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other
> > > > open-toe shoes!
> > > >
> > > > I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes
> > > > will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my
> > > > heels spill over the backs.
> > > >
> > > > And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out
> > > > between the straps.
> > > >
> > > > I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish
> > > > fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and
> > > > just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any
> > > > mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
> > > >
> > > > I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
> > > >
> > > > I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed
> > > > girlfriends, coworker, mother, or sister tell me the
> > > > toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it
> > > > there.
> > > >
> > > > If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue, or
> > > > tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I
> > > > will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
> > > >
> > > > I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean
> > > > on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
> > > >
> > > > I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless
> > > > for the low, low, price of $4.99, even if my feet
> > > > are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes.
> > > >
> > > > This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety
> > > > of others. No one can walk properly when standing
> > > > in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone
> > > > down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
> > > >
> > > > I will take my toe ring off towards the end of the
> > > > day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna
> > > > sausages. If I have been privy to the magic that is
> > > > Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and
> > > > experience with the non-initiated.
> > > >
> > > > I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/
> > > > sister/ coworker when she asks me if her feet are
> > > > too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her
> > > > that her toes are as long as my fingers and no
> > > > sandal makes creepy feet look good.
> > > >
> > > > I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will
> > > > ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the
> > > > correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to
> > > > slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
> > > >
> > > > I will promise to go to my local beauty school at
> > > > least once per season and have a real pedicure.
> > > > (they are about 25 dollars and worth EVERY penny).
> > > >
> > > > I will promise to throw away any white /off white
> > > > sandals that show any signs or wear... nothing is
> > > > tackier than dirty white sandals....
> > > >
> > > > Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other
> > > > sisters.

 

[capegirl]

What a hoot...I will hang this up at work as many of us carry around alot of "sandal guilt".

 

[kimber79]

Originally posted by 4greatboys
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will
ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the
correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to
slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I am always hollering at my daughter about this (my son too being he doesn't seem to think he needs to tie his shoes)........I hate to walk around hearing *clunk, clunk, clunk*..........drives me crazy!! I am forever telling them "pick up your feet"!!

 

[Pooh Girl 71]

Originally posted by 4greatboys
My sil e-mail this to me today and I thought it was very funny


> > > > > > >
> > > > I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes
> > > > will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my
> > > > heels spill over the backs.
> > > >
> > > >>


Thank you! This is my biggest pet peeve. It is so gross to see someone wearing improperly fitted shoes

 

[Disney Doll]

What is "Foot Soup"???? I've never hear dof that?????

 

[stinkerbelle]

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed
girlfriends, coworker, mother, or sister tell me the
toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it
there.


AMEN!! My mom wore a pair of open toe shoes to my wedding with nylons. I don't CARE if they only have that seem and dont' have that "dark band" around the toes - it's still tacky IMO!!!


Oh - and ladies - do take your toe rings off! I've had mine on since 1999...no lie...1999...nearly 5 years...my toe is permanetly deformed. Now I can never take it off w/o seeing this funky indentation in my toe.

 

[Disney Doll]

Wow stinkerbelle, I never thought of the "toe ring indent"!!!!!! I've had mine on for a couple of years now, so I am probably getting it.

I was very aware of that as a younger girl when I'd be in a bar and a guy would come up and try to do a pick-up line...first place I always looked was the wedding band finger to see if he had the indent...you know, the "I just took my wedding band off because I'm in a bar and may get lucky if no one thinks I'm married" indent.

 

[stinkerbelle]

Originally posted by Disney Doll
I always looked was the wedding band finger to see if he had the indent...you know, the "I just took my wedding band off because I'm in a bar and may get lucky if no one thinks I'm married" indent.

or a TAN LINE!!! I see that ALOT at the bar I frequent.

 

[Disney Doll]

The worst is the "tan line AND indent"...that means they've been married a while are pretending not to be!!!!!!!!!