personally, i'm at a loss to understand how the human race (or any species for that matter) managed to not be wiped out eons before hand sanitizer was invented.
if anything, i'd rather contract the plague than smell most of that stuff which seems to think the pungent overpowering smell of apple-scented shampoo is what kills germs.
but I digress.
but to keep it on topic, please feel free to kiss mickey's nose. as long as it's through a sheet of saran wrap.