Angelrose
But I LIKE boring!
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This was a joke we did for my friends who were always teasing me about my obession with WDW. First they said I would probably kidnap Mickey and bring him home. (I thought about it). Then then said I would highjack the monorail. So I typed up this story before we left. Then I got to ride in the front of the monorail and took these pictures. Finally we found a discarded Orlando Sentinel and cut out the title. When we got home we put it all together and I sent it to my friends. Hope you all get a chuckle out of it too.
"Guests of the Magic Kingdom were surprised to see a monorail going at a high rate of speed on Tuesday morning. From eyewitness accounts this is what we believe happened. At about 8am, monorail pink stopped at the Grand Floridian hotel to pick up passengers. The driver left the cab to talk to the station attendant. To his surprise, the monorail sped off with a woman (who has been dubbed "The Monorail Maniac") at the controls. The driver said that he didn't know that it would go that fast. After a high speed ride the monorail stopped at the Ticket Center where the woman and her laughing male companion disappeared into the early morning crowd. Passengers disembarking said it was the best thrill ride they had ever been on. Authorities are still searching for her but don't believe she is connected with any known terrorist group. A generous reward is offered for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of the "Monorail Maniac". Anyone whith information is requested to call WDW at 1 800 237-5751.
A friend took this picture and showed it to a monorail driver who asked if it was for real! LOL
Enjoy!
