Just for us guys

[ZuZugal]

OK since there are no real "Man" complaints on here yet here goes.

My wife really upsets me when she walks by my Big Screen TV and says "Is football still on?" Yes of course it is, when this game is over, there is another, then another, then when the live games are all over, there is ESPN classic and the NFL network that shows re-runs of games.

Then I also hate it when she says "are you going to drink again today?" (And I only drink on the weekends anyway so to me this is a little outrageous.) *** is up with that?

I also hate it when she says, "I'm tired of mowing the lawn while I'm pregnant" which I inevitably come back with well you're the one that wanted to get that way.

Hey BJ.......aren't they missing you by now at the forums on the "cavemen-R-us" and "JohnDeere" websites?

 

[ButchJohnson]

Hey BJ.......aren't they missing you by now at the forums on the "cavemen-R-us" and "JohnDeere" websites?

Nah, there are plenty of competent cavemen on there to take up all the slack, they don't need me all the time.

 

[korbbec]

I feel sorry for your wife! Your the one that got her pregnant. Or are you?

Irregardless, making her mow the yard pregnant is loww.

Yo, grammar police.... over here!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yo, grammar police.... over here!

 

[ZuZugal]

Yo, grammar police.... over here!

Actually........

irregardless

adverb:
regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

WordNet® 2.1, © 2005 Princeton University

 

[ButchJohnson]

Actually........

irregardless

adverb:
regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

WordNet® 2.1, © 2005 Princeton University

See what happens when you try and pick on us cavemen.

 

[korbbec]

Actually........

irregardless

adverb:
regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

WordNet® 2.1, © 2005 Princeton University

Yeah....ok.
My grammar certainly has it's days too.

Irregardless, I was refering to the use of "your", one of my silly little pet peeves that men don't seem to have. I have given up on irregardless, because you can easily find "proof" for both sides of that arguement. Maybe I'll post a poll. "Is irregardless a word?" Lol

 

[ZuZugal]

Just having a little fun at the expense of some cavemen.

Don't you all need to go reinvent the wheel or something?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Just having a little fun at the expense of some cavemen.

Don't you all need to go reinvent the wheel or something?

 

[ButchJohnson]

Just having a little fun at the expense of some cavemen.

Don't you all need to go reinvent the wheel or something?

Nah, I'm too busy learning to walk up right on two feet sans hands, and working on a new fire starter invention.

 

[Hercules10]

Glad some other cave men showed. The women were outnumbering me 10 to 1. The odds were almost even!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Glad some other cave men showed. The women were outnumbering me 10 to 1. The odds were almost even!

Puhlleeese

 

[Hercules10]

Puhlleeese

You know I like it when you beg....

 

[L107ANGEL]

You know I like it when you beg....

Zip it Herc

 

[ZuZugal]

Hey all you cavemen

 

[Hercules10]

Zip it Herc

Off that desk yet?

 

[korbbec]

Glad some other cave men showed. The women were outnumbering me 10 to 1. The odds were almost even!

Must be the new cave man math.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Off that desk yet?

That was just mean

 

[Hercules10]

Hey all you cavemen

Isn't keeping the women folk in line considered work?

You got them dishes washed yet?

 

[ZuZugal]

Isn't keeping the women folk in line considered work?

You got them dishes washed yet?

I sure as heck cannot drive anywhere and spend your hard earned money unless you get back to work. And yes, the dishes are done. I lined them up neatly on the floor and the dog licked them clean. Now I just need to put them away........