Just for us guys

[PrincessTiff]

I'm sure he's joking...

I'm sure he is too. I'm playing along.

 

[ButchJohnson]

I feel sorry for your wife! Your the one that got her pregnant. Or are you?

Irregardless, making her mow the yard pregnant is loww.

Hey its a riding lawn mower, and I did my part. I went to the hardware store to buy it.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hey its a riding lawn mower, and I did my part. I went to the hardware store to buy it.

Geez... I had to go buy my own.

 

[stevenpensacola]

Note the orange sign in the background...

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

Sorry. You can search and search and you'll never find me dissing on the wife on a public forum. The woman likes to go to nudie bars with me. Gotta a bird nest on the ground with that one and I ain't about to complain about it.

Wow. If my husband asked me to go to a male strip club, I'd be asking some serious questions.

You have quite the woman there, Herc.

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

I'm so getting picked on here.

 

[ButchJohnson]

Note the orange sign in the background...

That's funny but it should say "bring me my beer"

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I'll go to a strip club with my husband anytime he wants. He just better not look at any naked women.

 

[Hercules10]

I'll go to a strip club with my husband anytime he wants. He just better not look at any naked women.

Don't worry...they usually put big scren TVs with sports right next to the stages. You'll never know.

 

[reeeoga]

I'm sure he is too. I'm playing along.

Are you sure? Look at him, any woman that can put up with that can easily mow the yard Preggers. BareFoot too.

My Wife says to remined your Wife about the FireWood.

 

[disneyfreakk]

Sorry. You can search and search and you'll never find me dissing on the wife on a public forum. The woman likes to go to nudie bars with me. Gotta a bird nest on the ground with that one and I ain't about to complain about it.

Yeah, but does she buy you lap dances??

 

[Hercules10]

Yeah, but does she buy you lap dances??

 

[L107ANGEL]

Wow. If my husband asked me to go to a male strip club, I'd be asking some serious questions.

You have quite the woman there, Herc.

*swoosh* no net there Herc!

 

[PrincessTiff]

Hey its a riding lawn mower, and I did my part. I went to the hardware store to buy it.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Note to OP: We're taking over your thread. So much for "Just for us guys."

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.

Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the *hit out of you.

Do you know why men have holes in the end of their *******?
So oxygen can get into their brains

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes

Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the ***** called?
The man.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.

Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

Why do men come home drunk and leave their clothes on the floor?
Because they are in them.

Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.

How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.

What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days

 

[ButchJohnson]

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.

Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the *hit out of you.

Do you know why men have holes in the end of their *******?
So oxygen can get into their brains

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes

Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the ***** called?
The man.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her.
Pity her.

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.

Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

Why do men come home drunk and leave their clothes on the floor?
Because they are in them.

Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.

How many men would it take to mop a floor?
No one knows; they've never done it.

What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days

See this is what I'm talking about, us guys try and have a thread and within seconds it gets hi-jacked by you Dis girls. I guess that goes to show you we must be outnumbered by a huge margin.

 

[L107ANGEL]

If you wanted your own thread why not just title it with, which oil should I use on the DW car

 

[Hercules10]

If you wanted your own thread why not just title it with, which oil should I use on the DW car

Naw...ya'll would still hi-jack it asking what a 710 cap is?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Naw...ya'll would still hi-jack it asking what a 710 cap is?

I'll bite, what is it?

 

[Hercules10]

I'll bite, what is it?

'Member you ASKED!